What is the first thing you do when you get up? (99)
airlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 PostsI pick up the morning paper and read the obituaries, to make sure my name is not there
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Good one! Very funny indeed!! 
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most essential of all is have a shower!
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lift my head up and tell him: "stop licking my face & lemmi sleep just a bit longer, will ya?"
to my dog Patrick, that is
to my dog Patrick, that is
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stretch,wash my face, brush my teeth, dance for fifteen minutes (sometimes ten but I strive for 15)
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not a mornin person... alarm on at 7.30.. str8 in2 shower get dressed at work for 8.15... i h8 mrnings 
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tell her: honey, can you letgo, I need to get up
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put my feet on the floor 
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Hit the snooze button
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open my eyes and groan...
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I yawn and I stretch the whole of me...
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Check the news and weather on TV, then get out of bed and
put slippers on. Yada, yada, yada.
put slippers on. Yada, yada, yada.
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I cover myself and hope the girl that was walking by at the time didn't notice.
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well
before i get up i w&&k and then i take a shower after i get up!!
too grafic?
before i get up i w&&k and then i take a shower after i get up!!
too grafic?
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First thing I do is get out of bed, shut off the the alarm on the bureau. I open the blinds, make the bed, take my vitamins, wash, dress, pet the cat and off to work I go....
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put my denture back in my mouth
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I got up too quickly this morning...and whacked my toes on the bedside cabinet..........!!!!.....god ****** f**££$%......
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I scraped the fur from my tongue as i have a hell of a hangover
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...lovely.....
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change and shower
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