Don't Try This At Home!! ( Archived) (25)

Jun 25, 2007 7:43 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
chrissy87
chrissy87chrissy87Findlay, Ohio USA38 Threads 998 Posts
Toothpaste in the eye!!
doh
It really stings!

Any other Dont's?
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Jun 25, 2007 7:46 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
NMKeith74
NMKeith74NMKeith74Albuquerque, New Mexico USA11 Threads 281 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing

Never shave from side to side <---> you can really hurt yourself Big no no scold scold
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Jun 25, 2007 7:47 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
GorillaJones
GorillaJonesGorillaJonesTrumbull, Connecticut USA7 Threads 247 Posts
Don't EVER EVER EVER say.

It's not you, its me.
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Jun 25, 2007 7:50 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
chrissy87
chrissy87chrissy87Findlay, Ohio USA38 Threads 998 Posts
doh
Guilty of that one!
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Jun 25, 2007 7:51 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
Remember you slam the Tequila shot not the Lime. Lime juice in someones eye can start a bar brawl.

Not pretty and can hurt if you don't duck. doh grin
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Jun 25, 2007 7:54 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
GorillaJones
GorillaJonesGorillaJonesTrumbull, Connecticut USA7 Threads 247 Posts
LOL!
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Jun 25, 2007 7:56 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 25, 2007 7:58 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
dragondog4
dragondog4dragondog4Perth, Western Australia Australia55 Threads 3,912 Posts
Don't cheat if your mates an Idiot and you told him your plan. doh
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Jun 25, 2007 8:07 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Removing the fork spring caps on a motorcycle without unladening the front end first.

Well. Uh. You had to be there...
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Jun 25, 2007 8:22 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
Hennery
HenneryHenneryVentura, California USA31 Threads 855 Posts
professor It is un-wise to chalange The California Highway Patrole to a Race, if all you have is a Ugo...frustrated
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Jun 25, 2007 8:34 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
Hey Hennery!

Gave it up a long time ago. They cheat. laugh
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Jun 25, 2007 9:00 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
SexySuperman
SexySupermanSexySupermanathens, USA31 Threads 178 Posts
scold Dont ever pour salt on your wrist, then see how long you can hold an ice cube on top of it. thumbs down
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Jun 25, 2007 9:06 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Don't pee on an electric fence.

A rancher invented three things the day he peed on an electric fence.

1 The ground fault interupt circuit breaker.

2 The portable outdoor potty.

3 The Presto hot dog cooker.grin
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Jun 25, 2007 10:26 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
marie2
marie2marie2walterboro, USA25 Threads 693 Posts
what happensconfused dunno
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Jun 25, 2007 10:30 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Your chest falls out........opps!


You get a bad burn.
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Jun 25, 2007 10:30 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I'm a bad boy!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 26, 2007 12:42 AM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
dakwa
dakwadakwatulsa, Oklahoma USA8 Threads 226 Posts
If a fence has 4 rolls of barbed wire, and one electric wire in the middle, go over or arround, never crawl through. The impending up and down hip movements will not be fun.....
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Jun 26, 2007 3:35 AM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
sundance4956
sundance4956sundance4956fayetteville, Arkansas USA5 Threads 42 Posts
A wise man once said: Never put a live chicken in your underwear or go into the closet and suck eggs.


Never dance naked in a glass house...

Don't tie no bows, watch for plain clothes you don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.
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Jun 26, 2007 3:43 AM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
Joe19
Joe19Joe19Roma, Queensland Australia11 Threads 286 Posts
dont put 5 erosole cans in a 44 gal drum it makes a mess and starts bush fires
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Jul 22, 2007 2:24 PM CST Don't Try This At Home!!
bobinbozeman
bobinbozemanbobinbozemanBozeman, Montana USA2 Threads 6 Posts
why do the lady's over look the one's who are in the chair i'm a good guy don't do anything bad ( like smokes or drinks or do drugs ) all i want is to be LOVED !!!!!! but nope they don't even think about the guys in a wheel chair to be any fun . well got news fore you ladys i can be more fun then the guys who are out of the chair's and very loveable n kindhearted and oh yeah i have Respect fore the lady.s


it makes me crying frustrated becuase all i want is 100% love


i also don't beleave in beating up the woman you love like 90% of the normale guys do
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