Who'd up up in the pot? (45)
FlowerOfTheSnowMalaga, Andalusia Spain23 Threads 2,212 Posts
just realised the slang meaning for "sauté" in French! I am soooo good! I come out with great double entendre without even realising! 
curried hand on ribs
Ladies fingers (ochra ) wrapped around spicy sausages on a bed of soft belly slices
) wrapped around spicy sausages on a bed of soft belly slices Rataouille becomes a twataouille.......come to think of it BOTH sound disgusting! 
What about calf paté with BBQ ribs?
BTW that'll be: "Hors d'Oeuvres"
Sorry sir this restaurant doesn't serve my fav. You slaughtered any dragons lately?
this is hilarious!
shhhhh, I'm the food inspector....
My apologies for missing out the specialite of the house:
'crispy ears of rabbit in a bed of dragonfly wings drizzled with cold-pressed extra virginal toad blood'
I wasn't sure if the above was a starter, main course or dessert - what do you reckon?
Robert
'crispy ears of rabbit in a bed of dragonfly wings drizzled with cold-pressed extra virginal toad blood'
I wasn't sure if the above was a starter, main course or dessert - what do you reckon?
Robert
starter, defenitely a starter I got to be in the menu, that's goodbye to the food inspector then! alright, you won't get a fine, that's bribery, isn't it?
refresher the rustizer it a x between rn brain fluid and tizer its ok its alright it dont matter when your old and grey
but the finest drink of all is the jf made by that merry maid of the mountains the lady flyer always a trier makes ph ; for male gnomes in switzerland and gozo ; she flies like a kite when she's had a few but she is just the best so foget the rest when smoky'here have no fear just say cheers
You iz sounding like dee Jamaican rap man but like your pic iz not got no dreadlocks, innit?
I wuz walking down dee road when I meets dis smoky chick
I says 'hello babes, you iz lookin kinda hip!'
She is saying back to me
'You be one funky kinda guy!'
Dat's when I grabbed her bum and winked with muh good eye.......
Oh, do the smoky smoky!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....do the smoky smoky
Yaz puts yaz one good foot in
Yaz one good foot out
Yaz shakes your dingaling
An' yuz maybe gets thrown out
Yuz throws up on dee pavement
And inna taxi too
But you done the smoky smoky
Cuz she's dah chick for 'U'!
I says 'hello babes, you iz lookin kinda hip!'
She is saying back to me
'You be one funky kinda guy!'
Dat's when I grabbed her bum and winked with muh good eye.......
Oh, do the smoky smoky!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....do the smoky smoky
Yaz puts yaz one good foot in
Yaz one good foot out
Yaz shakes your dingaling
An' yuz maybe gets thrown out
Yuz throws up on dee pavement
And inna taxi too
But you done the smoky smoky
Cuz she's dah chick for 'U'!
HA HA HA HA HAHA HAAAAAAAA GHA GGHHAAA COUGH COUGH COUGH You are so good at waxing earical! Have another look!
Woohoo! Do I espy, with my little eye, a nose picking?
What's the difference between a brussel sprout and a 'boogie' (american term for solid bit of snot)?
Answer: Ever tried to get a kid to eat a Brussel Sprout? 
Answer: Ever tried to get a kid to eat a Brussel Sprout?
You appear to be a great connaisseur of boogies Rusty ....which leaves me with the only possibility left... you ain't got your glasses on! 
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