Who'd up up in the pot? (45)

Ok, guys 'n' gals,

Let's get serious! (only joking, I'm hardly ever serious.....)

We are drifting in a lifeboat. Our cruise ship sank when smoky and brunette and other witchy types lured the Captain to their cabins for a bit of personal navigational exercises - bummer!

We have adequate water, but no food. We are a useless bunch when it comes to fishing, plus smoky refuses to let us use her awesome bikini top to trawl for tuna fish (Praise the Lord for small mercies!).

We are getting hungry. We are getting very, very hungry. We are so hungry that we are not even dreaming of who we'd like to share a hammock with when we eventually drift onto our dream desert island!

We are so bleeding hungry that there is only one solution. We are going to have to indulge in a little cannibalism in order to survive!

Which CS 'character' would you nominate for the cooking pot? Why?

Yum! Yum!

I await your replies with dribbling anticipation! (Rule one: you can't all nominate me!)

Yours,

The Naked Chef

First of all know that it was not Smoky who lured the captain into some personal navigational exercises. It was Freeze that did it, when she, mistakenly, on purpose, entered the captain's chambers, instead of the bathroom, and that was it.

Second, if you came out with the idea that we needed to become cannibals to live, you are the one who should go into the pot, because such barbarian ideas have to be eliminated, and cooking you would eliminate your ideas too right? LOL.

Although there is so much more tender meat on the net, I stick to the old Italian saying "vecchia gallina fa buon brodo" the old hen makes some very tasty soup. Although admittedly you are not a hen, gender does not really matter, you will make some excellent soup.!

So you reckon I could be made into some tough, chewy beef jerky do you? Now how about nominating some really tasty bit of crumpet?

Where is Freeze anyway ..???


she would rescue us for sure from this sort of faith,..,

and Rusty .. if you got a few Taurus witchy witches on board .. you would not have to despair ..they find always a solution to any sort of ship wreckage savings

Freeze is unrecognisable. She is working under cover now for the CIA.
Did you see her latest photographs? From blond she has become brunette, a necessary move to work undercover.
Seems that she is having a love affair with the captain, because she has been away from the CS columns for a very long time.
The last time she was seen was in Alaska where she went to"freeze"

I would suggest eating the more voluptious person, so they would last longer so we wouldnt have to resort to boiling somebody else. lets just hope its done in a humane way and not boiled alive like a lobster as don't think i could cope with the screaming!

Hmmm...you and all of us,witchy ladies,on the same boat...most unlikely and more than an exercise in imagination.But,if,one day,this is gonna happen (and I mean not only in your wildest dreams),I promise you I'll catch The Little Mermaid with my bare hands and I'll even cook her,so you don't have to starve.




...then I'll catch that little Golden Fish and I'll ask him to gently make you understand that Popeye The Sailor can only fall for Olive Oyl.
I know,life's so cruel sometimes,even in animated cartoons.

what if one is vegetarean what then?

Oh no - are you a 'veggie' - nominate yourself then, and die!