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“Nine A.M.” came the reply. "And what is the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a question?" asked the librarian
“Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
“No, not till nine A.M..!” the librarian said, “Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?”
“Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.”