I too, have a very off beat sense of humor. I know you meant no offence. I have two cats. I had three. But a few months ago I had my house tented for termites. I remember putting all the pets outside, but one cat must have ran back in un-noticed. Upon re-entering the house after fumigation, I found Elvis dead in my dining room. The first thought I had was.."Elvis has NOT left the building"
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