Head-on Collision ( Archived) (8)

Aug 21, 2007 3:10 PM CST Head-on Collision
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle."

The man replied, "What a great idea. I just happen to have a bottle with me."

With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said, "I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate."
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Aug 21, 2007 3:11 PM CST Head-on Collision
Unicornelle
UnicornelleUnicornelleQuebec, Canada47 Threads 1,675 Posts
laugh
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Aug 21, 2007 3:11 PM CST Head-on Collision
niknak
niknakniknaklondon, UK17 Posts
lol. Sneaky!
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Aug 21, 2007 3:13 PM CST Head-on Collision
lyrical
lyricallyricalDublin, Ireland8 Threads 1,214 Posts
was she blonde by any chance?? tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2007 3:14 PM CST Head-on Collision
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Have my doubt's that she was blonde, she seems to use her mind more than a blonde would!! tongue wink
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Aug 21, 2007 3:16 PM CST Head-on Collision
mick681
mick681mick681morecambe, Lancashire, England UK28 Threads 819 Posts
nastyprofessor
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Aug 21, 2007 3:21 PM CST Head-on Collision
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Mick, I was only joking!! mumbling

Lyrical, excuse me if I've offended by my previous comment, no harm was intended. handshake hug
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Aug 21, 2007 3:23 PM CST Head-on Collision
Roguecop
RoguecopRoguecopElko, Nevada USA218 Threads 3,885 Posts
I wish I could find this shirt again

It simply had a face all smudged on the front of it and read below, I ran into Tammy Fay Baker at the Mall .
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