Drinking Wisdom ( Archived) (15)

Aug 25, 2007 8:11 AM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman

"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns

"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway

"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." John Mooney

"I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver." Phil Harris

"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". Joe Lewis

"I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two."
James Bond
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Aug 25, 2007 8:15 AM CST Drinking Wisdom
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
banana happy drunk!

cheers
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Aug 25, 2007 8:17 AM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
This one here is my favorite.


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngmangrin
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Aug 25, 2007 8:23 AM CST Drinking Wisdom
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway

He knows what he's talking about rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 28, 2007 4:39 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 28, 2007 4:56 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
beer100 dot com was it?? Did you find it through google?? dunno confused
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Sep 28, 2007 5:05 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
ListenGoogle Queen I've openly admitted to pulling some stuff of the net. But not 95 % like you. You see, I have a brain, I can think for myself. I don't have to rely on google to make a post, You should try it sometime. Or maybe you have and it flopped, That's cause you have to have an original thought,.doh
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Sep 28, 2007 5:13 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
There is no such thing as an original thought, just an original idea,
and the best ideas in the world come from a collection of already well known facts
like the guy who tied a rag to a stick and made a mop...


You should at least give credit to the people who actually wrote it.... JMO...
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Sep 28, 2007 5:18 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
Exactly Oslo. Someone had the the "Original Thought" Not just Copy and paste. How do you get thru your life with copy and paste? Can't you think for yourself?doh
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Sep 28, 2007 5:34 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
Well, you can't even decide for yourself whether to stay or not... dunno
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Sep 28, 2007 5:40 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
b_n_d
b_n_db_n_dGlasgow, USA60 Threads 3,675 Posts
Why? Just showing you that it's only a handful you trouble makers that wnats to see it happen. Understand know? doh Damn it's like I'm talking to a 3 year old.frustrated
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Sep 28, 2007 5:50 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
beejay
beejaybeejaySt. Truiden, Limburg Belgium50 Threads 1,413 Posts
that's not really what this thread is about
and you must lead a sad life if all you have
to do is follow some one round pushing
for an argument
Why can't you all just cool it for a while

Personally I don't care if you have to
copy and paste left and right on your hands and feet
so you know which way to turn

But it is starting to get way out of hand

just my opinion
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Sep 28, 2007 5:51 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
Oh, you're proving a point... Very clever!!! thumbs up
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Sep 28, 2007 5:53 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
professor


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


i didnt know who authored the thread
i just came in to say
drinking wisdom is an oxymoron

cuz i thot it was funny,
or the thread was gonna go along those lines


what do i know
help
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Sep 28, 2007 6:30 PM CST Drinking Wisdom
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
doh children go to your rooms

the rest of ya drinking
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway seems to fittongue
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