"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman
"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway
"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." John Mooney
"I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver." Phil Harris
"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". Joe Lewis
"I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two." James Bond
ListenGoogle Queen I've openly admitted to pulling some stuff of the net. But not 95 % like you. You see, I have a brain, I can think for myself. I don't have to rely on google to make a post, You should try it sometime. Or maybe you have and it flopped, That's cause you have to have an original thought,.
There is no such thing as an original thought, just an original idea, and the best ideas in the world come from a collection of already well known facts like the guy who tied a rag to a stick and made a mop...
You should at least give credit to the people who actually wrote it.... JMO...
Exactly Oslo. Someone had the the "Original Thought" Not just Copy and paste. How do you get thru your life with copy and paste? Can't you think for yourself?
Why? Just showing you that it's only a handful you trouble makers that wnats to see it happen. Understand know? Damn it's like I'm talking to a 3 year old.
that's not really what this thread is about and you must lead a sad life if all you have to do is follow some one round pushing for an argument Why can't you all just cool it for a while
Personally I don't care if you have to copy and paste left and right on your hands and feet so you know which way to turn
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman
"In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry
"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
"Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth." Steve Allen
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." Ernest Hemmingway
"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." John Mooney
"I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver." Phil Harris
"Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink." Unknown
"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, "I'm thirsty, not dirty". Joe Lewis
"I told the stewardess liquor for three." - "Who are the other two? - "Oh, there are no other two."
James Bond