Little Patrick (5)
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His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!!!!"