If you liked them here's the next 20 (10)

21. Nuke the Whales.
22. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
24. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
27. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
28. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
29. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
30. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
31. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
32. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
33. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
34. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
35. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
36. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
37. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
38. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
39. My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
40. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Another good set!!

Hi, glad you like them I am just finding my way around at the moment, thanks for welcoming me the other day.

Very good!! %D where is the other set, I missed the first?
Welcome to the ward by the way! %D

So, as I've already said yesterday, you're welcome.

Take your time to get used to the forums. You'll enjoy them.

If I may, I would like to give you one tip regarding the forum threads. Just make sure to avoid any that you might not agree with, or if you wish to post in them, be careful how to word your message. Also, if you notice that things are turning into an argument, get away from the thread. This is mainly concerned with the International ones, as I've rarely seen things degenerating in the EU ones.

thanks ever so much p seq I will remember that, it is really funny to read tho

I got some more if you want them, dont want to be accused of boring everyone in my first week lol

Hi