Congratulations!! You won the Lottery!!! (33)
Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 PostsAt the moment we have the "Euromillions" Lottery going here in Europe....next Friday's draw has a Jackpot of almost 200 million!! (i think)...what would you do if you won, say, Euro 10 million???
Give it all to poor 
....and make more from publishing companies 
....and make more from publishing companies 
buy houses everywhere, even in Malta
Buy Malta!!...
What about the people?
I would want new employees
I would want new employees
Nah, the people are great....that's why we all want to go there!!...just get rid of the rampaging elephants of Gozo, the beached whales in bikinis, and the pods of killer sharks, and you'll have paradise....
will you let me take care of my investment please?
Sure..."let me stay here and i won't knock your door cause i bring my family with me...they know best what i need"
Sure..."let me stay here and i won't knock your door cause i bring my family with me...they know best what i need"
You must disclose now how much Rusty is paying you for this advertising
Sounds like too much work....by the time "cleaning" is done, you could be an old "cold turkey" to enjoy the new paradise...
How about settling peacefully in places where it's all about supertoned divas in teeny-weeny bikinis and supersized Prada glasses....try Laguna or Newport Beaches in California lovin'....Pink Sands beach on Harbour Island in Bahamas.....Paradise Beach of Mykonos in Greece..
...And don't you forget to let me know if you're the winner!!!
Sounds like too much work....by the time "cleaning" is done, you could be an old "cold turkey" to enjoy the new paradise...
How about settling peacefully in places where it's all about supertoned divas in teeny-weeny bikinis and supersized Prada glasses....try Laguna or Newport Beaches in California lovin'....Pink Sands beach on Harbour Island in Bahamas.....Paradise Beach of Mykonos in Greece..
...And don't you forget to let me know if you're the winner!!!
I hate to tell you this Awesome....but my thread about the Lottery was more serious research than frivolity....I won a huge jackpot this Friday...I simply don't know what to do with it.....I was hoping for some good ideas from you all.....this new-found wealth....
Will this spoil our budding friendship??..I was hoping you would want me more for my body, not my money........
Will this spoil our budding friendship??..I was hoping you would want me more for my body, not my money........
Sorry...correction....read "MIND" instead of "BODY".....thanks...
Thrown to the fleas!!??....well, I suppose it's better than being thrown to the dogs....
Yes, you could become the legal administrator of my estate...but you'll have to ditch your Gucci and Prada, and dress in a low-cut french maid's outfit, plus serve me breakfast in bed (the tray balancing on your buttocks) for a month (maybe two..) before I sign anything....
My apopolgies madame....I had a momentary lapse of reason, I was dreaming......forgive my indiscretion....forget the french maid stuff, it was silly anyway...a cup of instant and a dry croissant will do..-..
Where do I sign??..... 
Where do I sign??.....
My God, Lagoona - she's offering to serve you breakfast on a tray on her naked buttocks! Maybe she likes you - a little!
Not quite Squire....I think she's offering to teach me a lesson or two at her new "Men's Finishing School" in Budgerieba...this may have less to do with balancing things on one's buttocks, and more to do with six of the best!!!...Breakfast trays, decolléttés, and table etiquette come in the second term...I hope I pass!!....
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