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AwesomeChoiceCarmel, California USA8 Threads 720 PostsYeahhh......over his dead body 
.....with loving smile........posing for the press 
.....with loving smile........posing for the press For one I would leave Europe
i will take the money to stadom were people will be there and i will take half of the money and tro it up
... and a stampede will ensue, a lot of people will be crushed by the masses scrabbling for the money, eyes will be poked out, ears torn off, total chaos and mayhem.....
The entire police force will be called to quell the riot, there will not be enough ambulances to ferry the injured and dying to hospitals, which will be overflowing with the wounded.....
... and you will be arrested and charged with inciting the riot, held without trial in a dirty jail cell to await your trial ..... and then certified legally insane, and spend the rest of your life in a lunatic asylum.
Rather keep the money and use it wisely.
The entire police force will be called to quell the riot, there will not be enough ambulances to ferry the injured and dying to hospitals, which will be overflowing with the wounded.....
... and you will be arrested and charged with inciting the riot, held without trial in a dirty jail cell to await your trial ..... and then certified legally insane, and spend the rest of your life in a lunatic asylum.
Rather keep the money and use it wisely.
Right now, I would invest in a super-duper central heating system in my house, and finally get warm hands and feet!!.....
GET A FURNACE fire place ok will cost about 700 pounds to buy and to install but its a great feature and keeps the entire place warm esp your flat its not big and is environmentally friendly ...burns wood and energy costs ten pounds a week top....
Not practical.....all the forests have already been chopped down in Bugibba.....I could try drying out seaweed and using that for fuel.......there's a lot of that here....
but ghost has a friend who has a friend who has a friend who HAD a friend who died when his boat ran into a naked siren of a mermaid with a hard head - the flotsam has dried out really nicely!................
Nah....I'd much rather have a naked siren with a hard head than some dude's dried out flotsam....and even less his jetsom....
Language please! We'll have no jetsam floating around here or the cyber police will have to enforce order!
I guess it all comes back to the energy thing, doesn't it?
One day you'll be saying:
'I'm so sorry, Rover we're going to have to burn you to keep warm!'......
and Rover will look up at you with his soft brown doggy eyes and wag his doggy tail and you'll feel so bad you'll have to say:
'Ok, Rover - you're spared this time....go fetch grandma!'
One day you'll be saying:
'I'm so sorry, Rover we're going to have to burn you to keep warm!'......
and Rover will look up at you with his soft brown doggy eyes and wag his doggy tail and you'll feel so bad you'll have to say:
'Ok, Rover - you're spared this time....go fetch grandma!'
ach lairds and lassies,
yir heads all ful aw mushy peas! Keep the dosh and buy an island!
yir heads all ful aw mushy peas! Keep the dosh and buy an island!
Any suggested Island Hootsy
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