CHINESE WEDING NIGHT.... ( Archived) (5)

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night,
she cowers shyly under the sheets as her husband undresses in
the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring."My darring,"
he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten.

I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you want, you juss ask...so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try
something I hear about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks...... "You want... Garlic Chicken wi' steam vegtable?"

Nice one sassie!!

Thank you....