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Oct 6, 2007 7:31 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -- say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Oct 6, 2007 8:00 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
dougiew
dougiewdougiewaberdeen, UK52 Threads 629 Posts
applause
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Oct 6, 2007 8:01 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
Mitchell1
Mitchell1Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 Posts
And I thought I had the job too. That bas**#d shouldn`t lead people on like that. very mad



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Oct 6, 2007 8:02 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
HeatherHoney
HeatherHoneyHeatherHoneyMiddlesboro, Kentucky USA13 Threads 1,935 Posts
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girl you're always making me laughrolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 6, 2007 8:36 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
airliner
airlinerairlinerCentral, New Jersey USA23 Threads 2 Polls 5,143 Posts
I know of a job that pays the similar compensation package but you've got to be a club membergrin
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Oct 7, 2007 1:11 AM CST Naive Collage Grad…
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Lucid, thanks for the laugh!!! thumbs up

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Oct 7, 2007 12:08 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
LucidBlue
LucidBlueLucidBlueGood Bye, USA13 Threads 287 Posts
Are you trying to recruit new ladies into the Mile High Club again???

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Oct 7, 2007 12:52 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
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Oct 7, 2007 1:22 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
BeautifulEri
BeautifulEriBeautifulEriGuadalajara, Jalisco Mexico77 Threads 1 Polls 4,559 Posts
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Think I applied for the same job!!tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
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Oct 7, 2007 1:28 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
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What's the first thing a Philosophy Major says on the first day of his first new job afer graduation?





















So, you want fries with that?

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Oct 7, 2007 1:32 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
grannithands
grannithandsgrannithandsc-ville, USA2 Threads 631 Posts
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Oct 7, 2007 2:11 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
What a hoot laugh

At least one should be able to spell "college" grin
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Oct 7, 2007 2:15 PM CST Naive Collage Grad…
Tiffanie
TiffanieTiffanieNijkerk, Gelderland Netherlands40 Threads 1,324 Posts
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