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This would be embarrassing :>) ( Archived) (20)

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#1
Oct 16, 2007 3:04 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
Imasquirly1OPSpringfield, Illinois USA2,518 posts
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open.'
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?' The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said 'No, no I didn 't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#2
Oct 16, 2007 3:07 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
MusicEqualsLife
MusicEqualsLifeMusicEqualsLifeEdison, New Jersey USA19 Threads 3 Polls 448 Posts
MusicEqualsLifeEdison, New Jersey USA448 posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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#3
Oct 16, 2007 3:10 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
samo19
samo19samo19Melbourne, Victoria Australia3 Posts
samo19Melbourne, Victoria Australia3 posts
that s just hillariousrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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#4
Oct 16, 2007 3:10 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
speedy5662Tulsa, USA936 posts
well at least she didn't say a Civil war veteranrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#5
Oct 16, 2007 3:12 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
Imasquirly1OPSpringfield, Illinois USA2,518 posts
tongue I guesstongue

I have a bunch of these saved in my emails....I just have to pick and choose...some are too raunchy to put on CS
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#6
Oct 16, 2007 3:13 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
speedy5662Tulsa, USA936 posts
you can always copy and paste them into my email on heregrin
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#7
Oct 16, 2007 3:18 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts
Imasquirly1OPSpringfield, Illinois USA2,518 posts
not all of them, some are too large (can only be 4000 characters) but I will send some of them to you...probably not tonight...gettingyawn sleep need to go to bed....roll eyes
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#8
Oct 16, 2007 3:20 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
speedy5662
speedy5662speedy5662Tulsa, USA35 Threads 936 Posts
speedy5662Tulsa, USA936 posts
ok well just send some when you can and then i will give you my private email...so you can get me the big ones....Nighthug
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#9
Oct 16, 2007 3:24 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
rivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia4,601 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thanks for sharing this one..thumbs up
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#10
Nov 20, 2007 6:10 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
pylgrym
pylgrympylgrymPalm Bay, Florida USA1 Threads 45 Posts
pylgrymPalm Bay, Florida USA45 posts
Just THANKFUL I ain't diabled in.... THAT department!applause
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#11
Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Blossoms
BlossomsBlossomsPortugal till March, England UK4 Threads 195 Posts
BlossomsPortugal till March, England UK195 posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#12
Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Wilki
WilkiWilkiMiddletown, Ohio USA4 Threads 86 Posts
WilkiMiddletown, Ohio USA86 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
My God - what a GEM!!!
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#13
Nov 20, 2007 6:12 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
roseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK8,699 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#14
Nov 20, 2007 6:15 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
76c3heater
76c3heater76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA28 Threads 1,512 Posts
76c3heaterwest palm beach, USA1,512 posts
rolling on the floor laughing LOL thats greatrolling on the floor laughing
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#15
Nov 20, 2007 6:18 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
DknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA7,077 posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
Nov 20, 2007 6:29 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
bubbles69
bubbles69bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK17 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
bubbles69Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK1,984 posts
tongue banana We want more. yay
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#17
Nov 20, 2007 8:14 PM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
KittenLove
KittenLoveKittenLoveSan Antonio, Texas USA1 Threads 37 Posts
KittenLoveSan Antonio, Texas USA37 posts
laugh
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#18
Nov 22, 2007 7:25 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA14 Threads 1,179 Posts
xoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA1,179 posts
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Excellent!!!
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#19
Nov 22, 2007 7:39 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
drivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA3,228 posts
Lol..good joke

Don't know about the lady being naturally smarter than the man, but.....
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#20
Nov 22, 2007 7:47 AM CST This would be embarrassing :>)
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
SusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA2,122 posts
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