the diffrence between men & woman ! ( Archived) (7)

if laurie ,helen and kate go out 4 lunch they will call each other laurie ,helen ,kate .if mick ,ben and tom go out they will refer 2 each other as fat boy ,godzilla and scrappy / wen the bill arrives the boys will throw down $10 each even tho its only $28:50 ,wen the girls get ther bill out come the pocket calculators /a man will pay $2 4 a $1 item a woman will pay $1 4 a $2 dollar item that she doesnt need but was on sale /a man has an average 6 items in his bathrm ,toothbrush .toothpaste,shaving cream ,razor ,a bar of soap ,and a towel he stole frm his mothers ,a woman will hav an average 300 items most men wudnt b able 2 identify /a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beggining of a new argument /woman luv cats ,men say they luv cats ,but wen woman arent luking men throw things at cats /a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ,a man never worries about the future till he gets a wife /a woman will dress up 2 go shopping ,water the plants ,answer the phn and get the mail .a man may put shoes on 4 weddings and funerals /any married man shud 4get his mistakes ,thers no use in 2 people remembering the same thing ! lmao x

Nice one!!

i thot so myself lol x

I stole all my towels from ma mums house :)

well men are just the symbol of war and women are just the symbol of peace on our green planet...am I right ....lol ???