Faulty Towers! (48)
rusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 PostsNow you'll have ALL the toy-girls chasing you! 
Well...it's nice to feel wanted...even if it by a lot of women with very odd-looking mouths....
Was that an 'I like the look of your valve' joke? (weird - have all your emoticons disappeared too?)
Well, there's nothing like a good valve to keep the old hydraulics lubed, if you know what I mean.......( I didn't say that, my keyboard has been hijacked by Jacko and his inflatable side-kick......)
Oh well, I need a rest - got my dad in traction on both his legs, my mother is being attended to by the carers, the lift-man has been and gone again, the car is being fixed (it would be nice to have breaks that work!) and it's not raining - for the moment!
Yeah...and If don't do some work, I'll be unemployed for the rest of my life....
Somebody ask for a lift joke????
Well not wanting to disappoint here goes.......
In A Lift
An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.'
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says
snootily: chanel No 5, £150 a bottle.' A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'broccoli, 25p a pound.'
Well not wanting to disappoint here goes.......
In A Lift
An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.'
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says
snootily: chanel No 5, £150 a bottle.' A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'broccoli, 25p a pound.'
I LOVE it!!!!...
Lisa!!! I'm gonna kill ya one of these days ...YOU're killing me!!!!
Can't wait to share this to friends
Good one
a very good one , Lisa
Very good! How about 'Lisa' by bacardi, coke and baked beans - £20 per 'splash'? 
Eau de beau vine - pahleez!
Thanks sweetie pie LJ..loved it to bits
Keep on cracking little sis
Keep on cracking little sis
And this goes for you too Lago 
I'm in everyone's bad books today.... 
How come? Were you a naughty boy? 
Oh well, at least Marti didn't take offence.......she wasn't quite sure what you and Jacko were getting all lubricated about - and the damn lift is still not working properly! 
No more sleeze? Awesome won't know what to do with you!
No more sleeze? Awesome won't know what to do with you!
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