Getting thrown in my pool fully clothed......my flip flops came off and were floating somewhere, I was trying to keep my watch above the water......I had baggy trousers and top on.....so when I was in the water I was trying to keep my top down but when I was trying to get out I had to try to keep my trousers up!!!!!
bluebabsiecambridge, Cambridgeshire, England UK4,836 posts
well i was out with all my mates one nite .....
and we were all pissed walking home......and one guy spotted a tesco trolley .....so they lifted me in it.....I had NO knickers on ....but a long dress and my legs were hanging over the side of the trolley and they pushed it .........
and i went flying down the path with my legs in the air .. ....good job it was 3 in the morning ....its was such a laff
Damian7Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK267 posts
It was nearly 3 am . I had just finished my shift and was at the crowded city centre with many whom has just come out of nightclubs waiting to take a bus to get home .
A group of 15 / 16 young men and women wearing their flashy gear came running into the square , flattened a young plump guy full of character on the ground , took his trousers and under pants off running away with them . He got up giggling but not embarrassed nor angry , his crown jewels exposed .. running after them asking for his stuff back . People made way for him and cheered him on as he was running through . He must have run all the way from the square to the train station ¼ mile away .. We could hear crows cheering for 7/8 mins . That must have put lots of smiles on lots of faces since then .
If you are reading this .. " Hi , and thanks for the Royal Performance "
Hey Damien, I have caught the all night bus many a time from Piccadilly into Stockport and have happy memories - but nothing quite so hilarious as that though
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