whats the most bellysplittingly funny thing that ever happened to you (58)
chrissst.helens, Merseyside, England UK79 Threads 15 Polls 4,472 Postshahahahaha
naa she was far from a man but she could bluddy punch like one 
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hahahaha yup it was good, got to admit, and got 3 lovley kids out of it:)
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eh by gum was the other one which had us on the floor
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oh yes, i can visualise it 
I bet they didnt forget that in a hurry
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Used to be an Anne Summers party rep
late one night was stopped by the police, they asked me to open the boot of the car, he then opened the suitcase which contained all my demonstration gear including whips, handcuffs, 15 vibes and lots of naughty underwear
he then asked what was this
I replied my weekend bag
shame for the bloke he went bright red
I couldn't drive for laughing
late one night was stopped by the police, they asked me to open the boot of the car, he then opened the suitcase which contained all my demonstration gear including whips, handcuffs, 15 vibes and lots of naughty underwear
he then asked what was this
I replied my weekend bag
shame for the bloke he went bright red
I couldn't drive for laughing
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I bet he's never forgotten that either 
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specially after I asked if he wanted anything
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so, have you forgiven her yet Eupho 
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O yeah... (how could I not? 
haha)
We were rolling about laughing.. ALL those years we had kept those secrets!
(plus.. I didn't like him much anyway)..
haha) We were rolling about laughing.. ALL those years we had kept those secrets!
(plus.. I didn't like him much anyway)..
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so what did you follow that up with Jimbhoy ------ This thread is Archived ------
you know, I think Im going mad!!!!!!!!! 
I had to come away from the computer last night before I had chance to reply to Jimbhoy and another one about the purina dog food - am I mistaken here, does anybody else remember seeing that one?? Im posotive it was here as I was talking to a friend on the phone at the time and was laughing so much I could hardly talk
I had to come away from the computer last night before I had chance to reply to Jimbhoy and another one about the purina dog food - am I mistaken here, does anybody else remember seeing that one?? Im posotive it was here as I was talking to a friend on the phone at the time and was laughing so much I could hardly talk ------ This thread is Archived ------
Yup I read it a moment ago..
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Hi Eupho - am I going crazy here or what - was the same thing in here??
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Its about three up from the advert in the middle of the main page.. *Fun time at Wal mart*... or something like that
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Well have so many??
But one comes to mind
Bought this V.W Beach Buggy????In U.K.??? what ever possed me in the middle of London???
And it was an american left hand drive???my god in the hands of a 17 Yr old ...???
So top off twin exhausts???major noise???
pulled up at lights???
Waiting for take off room room
Were off ..................................in frigin reverse???????
My excuse well left hand drive gears with right hand totally alien???? Say no more was a true blonde in those days???
But one comes to mind
Bought this V.W Beach Buggy????In U.K.??? what ever possed me in the middle of London???
And it was an american left hand drive???my god in the hands of a 17 Yr old ...???
So top off twin exhausts???major noise???
pulled up at lights???
Waiting for take off room room
Were off ..................................in frigin reverse???????
My excuse well left hand drive gears with right hand totally alien???? Say no more was a true blonde in those days???
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After searching through the 'archives of oblivion'
i remember one incident many years ago.
We were cruising around in our old hippy
bus when the law pulled us.
After checking us out he insisted on looking
in the back of the van.
In the back was a couple of armchairs and
a table. On the table was an ash tray with
a joint end in it.
"right lads he said, "i can do you for that"
"what?" we replied.
"stealing ash trays from pubs" came the dumb
asses answer.
We had to save our laughing till he had gone.
Morning Trish
i remember one incident many years ago.
We were cruising around in our old hippy
bus when the law pulled us.
After checking us out he insisted on looking
in the back of the van.
In the back was a couple of armchairs and
a table. On the table was an ash tray with
a joint end in it.
"right lads he said, "i can do you for that"
"what?" we replied.
"stealing ash trays from pubs" came the dumb
asses answer.
We had to save our laughing till he had gone.
Morning Trish
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Hi Gra - how you doin
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Fine thanks Trish, just off to work,
out on the town tonight though.
out on the town tonight though.
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nice - where you going tonight? - im off to a party
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