Having to go to court for an indecent language charge because I said some real pervy stuff to a girl on the phone, as soon as she answered I started going into specifics about exactly what I was going to do to her that night. The thing I didn't realize though is that apparently I had the wrong damn number and was actually talking to some girl that worked in a bible store in the mall. Most humiliating moment of my entire freaking life, the judge talked to me like a dog, I thought I was going to collapse right in front of him from sheer unimaginable embarrassment.
Few months ago when I dismounted and was leaving the show ring and my horse stepped on my pants leg and yanked them halfway down, bad day to have worn purple undies. Got lots of whistles for a 5th place show!
PeachesandRayConcord, North Carolina USA1,358 posts
This happened in the Coast Guard. I was an aircrewman on HH52's and we had just returned from a routine flight. I stepped out of the chopper to place the wheelchocks and watch the rotor blade locks during shutdown. Being 5'1", my feet never touched the ground as I had forgotten to undo the safety belt I was wearing. A strap went from the belt to the ceiling inside the chopper and stopped me with my feet six inches off the ground. I didn't hear the end of it until at least a month had gone by
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