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Oct 29, 2007 3:11 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
I had this thought while writing a letter earlier this evening...
If you were an inanimate object, what would you LEAST want to be, and what would you MOST want to be?

For me...
LEAST...an alarm clock. I would be cursed at daily simply for doing my job well; I would be beaten often, told to shut up all the time, sometimes thrown against a wall, and I could never please anyone no matter how I tried.

MOST...the steering wheel of a Lamborghini. What man wouldn't want to hold me tight and never let go????
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Oct 29, 2007 3:17 PM CST Inanimate Objects
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
Least- a computer

Most- a radioyay
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Oct 29, 2007 3:25 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Unmatchable
UnmatchableUnmatchableMartinsville, USA22 Threads 790 Posts
Awwwww hehehe I just love the way your mind works; You don't get nearly the credit you deserve I bet.

For me, hmmmm lemme think...

Least: The floor area just beneath the front door. Because people would constantly be walking straight over me, either coming or going, completely oblivious to it that I'm there being trampled over constantly. Too true to life...

Most: A pocketbook. A woman always knows where her pocketbook is... she keeps it near her at all times, she protects it, interacts with it constantly, she never fails to leave it behind.
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Oct 29, 2007 3:26 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Unmatchable
UnmatchableUnmatchableMartinsville, USA22 Threads 790 Posts
**never leaves it behind. =.=
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Oct 29, 2007 3:27 PM CST Inanimate Objects
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
laugh

kiss kiss hug

beer
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Oct 29, 2007 3:29 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
And I love how your mind works, too!
Liked your answers. Nice job.
Oh, and by the way...I was gonna add something to the Thickburger Fan Club thread, but it would have just been whining. Never heard of them and can only eat at one place...every day, 3 times a day...the same old place! (Until I get back to Greece, that is)....ooops...I DID whine!!!! Have one for me, ok?
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Oct 29, 2007 3:57 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
Awwwww hehehe I just love the way your mind works; You don't get nearly the credit you deserve I bet.



Well, I thought it might be a fun thread, but it's fallen quite flat. So will I soon if I don't get to bed. G'night and see you soon (tomorrow, most likely!)
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Oct 29, 2007 3:58 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Unmatchable
UnmatchableUnmatchableMartinsville, USA22 Threads 790 Posts
**Enthusiastically tears into a Thickburger for jlb... um yum yum yum yum joy
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Oct 29, 2007 4:04 PM CST Inanimate Objects
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
least~ the exam table at the CDC

most~ a crotch rocket(nothing like tearing around the mountains)
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Oct 29, 2007 8:52 PM CST Inanimate Objects
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
laugh

Gee, Athens, I wonder why you'd pick an alarm clock as your least favorite inanimate object to become?

My cell phone. It's been beaten, drowned, and cursed at -- and that's only in the last couple of months! (Partly crushed while moving a heavy object; fell in lake with it in my pocket; the usual bad reception).

Steering wheel cover?
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Oct 29, 2007 9:00 PM CST Inanimate Objects
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
LEAST - My cat's litterbox.

MOST - A Louis Vitton bag - the last one marked at 50% off at a mall in Southern California.

Comment on the steering wheel thing - can't imagine a man wanting to let you go as it is.

smoking
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