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Nov 3, 2007 4:16 PM CST Two one-liners
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they're open.

Money is like a promise, easier made than kept.
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Nov 3, 2007 4:19 PM CST Two one-liners
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Too many cook's spoil the broth

It's like looking for a needle in a hay stack



wave
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Nov 3, 2007 4:20 PM CST Two one-liners
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
nice one Stef!!

wave
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Nov 3, 2007 4:20 PM CST Two one-liners
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Hey you......wave
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Nov 3, 2007 4:30 PM CST Two one-liners
Dave1991
Dave1991Dave1991Nashville, Tennessee USA1 Threads 41 Posts
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

yay peace
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Nov 3, 2007 4:34 PM CST Two one-liners
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
My job is secure. No one else wants it.

When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!

Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Nov 3, 2007 4:36 PM CST Two one-liners
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
a closed mouth gathers no feet




if you want your husband to hear you talk in your sleep
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