Your favorite joke....let's keep it clean for a change..OK? ( Archived) (8)

Ok...here is one I like to start us all off.

I am a big fan of playing with my kids and my 15 Y.O. likes to play catch with a frisbee, so I am always game, but I never understood why the frisbee looks so much bigger up close & then it hit me!!

Ok...now it is your turn...Have fun for a change and PLEASE, let's keep it somewhat clean...LOL

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to
ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.
Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."
And he hangs up

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts.
"I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT
getting divorced!
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and
we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're
coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

once there....there were these....what's the differ...nah...how can you....err

Sorry, tried to tell a clean joke, and just couldn't do it..

Appropriate due to my location near Disney..............


.....I was involved in a traffic accident the other day. When the driver of the other car got out to survey the damage, I noticed he was a dwarf.
He looked at his car and then at me, stating "I'm not Happy". So I asked "which one are you then??" Thats when the fight broke out.

When I was a kid I once went to church with a bunch of Frisbetairians.They believed that when you die your soul got thrown up on the roof.

I knew I had the smartest dog around,but was really proud of him when I asked where the frisbee was and he sad "roof".