Alcoholic Side Effects ( Archived) (4)

Nov 9, 2007 2:20 AM CST Alcoholic Side Effects
Shinedown7593
Shinedown7593Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 Posts
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a**hole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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Nov 9, 2007 12:10 PM CST Alcoholic Side Effects
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 9, 2007 12:43 PM CST Alcoholic Side Effects
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
Love it! Hoowww truuue..

I can particularly relate to this one..


WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.



that's me...






laugh
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Nov 9, 2007 1:40 PM CST Alcoholic Side Effects
zanteandy
zanteandyzanteandysurrey, Surrey, England UK31 Threads 284 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing beer cheers
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