Try to Say something Intelligent (56)

Nov 14, 2007 11:24 AM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Gary, you can skip this one.rolling on the floor laughing

An expert is someone who will tell you tomorrow why what he predicted yesterday didn't come true today.confused
Nov 14, 2007 12:01 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
well the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn and the farmer said it wouldnt do her any harm........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

is that intelligent.....laugh laugh
Nov 14, 2007 12:26 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
I tried..........................................................................................




































but couldn'tlaugh laugh
Nov 14, 2007 12:28 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
lefty
leftyleftyBurlington, Ontario Canada4 Threads 454 Posts
Don't cook bacon naked.


blushing
Nov 14, 2007 12:48 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Excellent!! Keep 'em coming. Come on Jen, look something up.

Don't pet a burning dog.scold
Nov 14, 2007 12:50 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Dont build a house from sticks? I guess I am not intelligent.conversing
Nov 14, 2007 12:51 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Don't pee into the wind.
Nov 14, 2007 12:54 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Don't put a well downhill from an outhouse.scold
Nov 14, 2007 12:55 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Don't eat yellow snow.
Nov 14, 2007 12:56 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
If God had wanted us to fly, He would have given us ticketsbanana
Nov 14, 2007 12:56 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww::roll: rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 14, 2007 1:02 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
If we were meant to fly we would have WINGS.tongue
Nov 14, 2007 1:04 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Sticks and stones will hurt my bones but names will never hurt me.mumbling hmmm
Nov 14, 2007 2:32 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
Hesmybrother
HesmybrotherHesmybrotherOntario, Canada2 Threads 60 Posts
Is that the same as Today was Tomorrow Yesterday?
Nov 14, 2007 2:34 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Don't squat with your spurs on!wink




laugh wave
Nov 14, 2007 2:37 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
Ladies, this one's for you..

The way to a mans heart, is through his stomach...
but jumping down his throat isn't a shortcut.

tongue
Nov 14, 2007 2:40 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Always drink upstream from the herd.cowboy
Nov 14, 2007 4:55 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
ibelongtome
ibelongtomeibelongtomeWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada1 Threads 186 Posts
omg!!! Lmao you're too funny Leftyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 14, 2007 5:15 PM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
lefty
leftyleftyBurlington, Ontario Canada4 Threads 454 Posts
I would do that for you though.....blushing


Don't rollerskate through a mine field conversing
Nov 15, 2007 8:44 AM CST Try to Say something Intelligent
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Don't cry over spiled milk.cheering
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