have you ever been ? (18)
No, but was pinned by a "cougar" once! 
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::wolf whistle:::
damn forgot it was sat nite............hot hot hot there robert *faint*
damn forgot it was sat nite............hot hot hot there robert *faint*
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Sure, Gilly..
It virtually impossible to tame the wild completely from an animal such as the tiger.
Animal Planet channel, baby!
It virtually impossible to tame the wild completely from an animal such as the tiger.
Animal Planet channel, baby!
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I beleive anything can happen with animals.I was at a fair where you could get pick with blak bear,I was going to give him a candy but he gripped on my thigh and lucky he didn't do worse.Owners said he's never done that before!
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oh my god !
have you ever wondered what would happen if they were able to escape from th cages there and them ...and grabbed hold of you ...what they would do or say to you ?
have you ever wondered what would happen if they were able to escape from th cages there and them ...and grabbed hold of you ...what they would do or say to you ?
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Gilly..just imagine if animals could build weapons.
Holy snikey's..we wouldn't think that we, as humans, would feel quite so atop the food chain.
Holy snikey's..we wouldn't think that we, as humans, would feel quite so atop the food chain.
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::wafts smelling salts under Amy's nose::
::SLAAAAAAAAAAAPS face:::
Oo sorry Amy... bit TOO hard...
::SLAAAAAAAAAAAPS face:::
Oo sorry Amy... bit TOO hard...
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I could see it now. Being scoped by a sharp shooting kangaroo sniper.
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I like to be slapped!
No, wait a minute..what am I saying?
No, wait a minute..what am I saying?
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Ohhh... we KNOWWW what you ARE saying..... 
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that would make a good movie !
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It would, wouldn't it, Gilly.
With your vivid imgination, I would ask you to sit in as my film advisor.
We could make a million!
With your vivid imgination, I would ask you to sit in as my film advisor.
We could make a million!
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It virtually impossible to tame the wild completely from an animal
No wonder those women will noy do as I tell them.....
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No just my dog!!!!!!!!!!!
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i love it when you start talk dirty !
now here's how we open the film ....
scene 1. take 1 at the zoo bear section
3 bears in cage 1 angry at the way humans are throwing things at monkeys in their cages taking the piss out of them shaking their head and say to each other " how much longer ...how much f##'ing longer man ...we've been talking about this for weeks now "
scene .2 the zoo keepers office
the zoo keeper is on the phone to his boss
" no i'm not crazy phillip i don't need time off ..i've worked here 18 years and i can tell when theres something wrong i i i i'm telling you youthey might be animals but they're planning something "
scene 3. mother and 12 year old son walking into the zoo 12 year old son son carrying book mother just bought him about animal kingdom son says " mum are we going to see the bears from canada mum "
over to you now drivenby sound !...and remember the 12 year old boy discovers that he's is the only human that hear and understand animal language becauze ...he's driven by sound waves ..and gets taken hostage by the animals to tell george bush their demands after they seize all the weapons from the local police precint .......
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I can't believe you've said, "He's had the tiger since it was a puppy."
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I totally missed that..Good call young lady...
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do you believe that story about my tiger being pinned down by his grown up pet tiger for 4 hours and not being able to move?
he's had the tiger since it was a puppy