Damn. I can't decide whether to be incredibly flattered (think Suzanne Somers is VERY hot!), or be unbearably insulted. But thanks for your thoughts, Wall!
Yeah, Indy, I auditioned for that show in drag -- I was trying out for one of the jailbait girls -- and when they demanded that I shave my beard, I declined. Even a faux lady has her/his pride!
It's the weirdest thing. I measured myself recently, and came up with this rather chilling length-figure: 6.666"! No wonder the girls always make the sign of the cross when I unveil myself. I always thought they were being worshipful or something...
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