The Drunk (6)

> >>> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
> >>> morning by a loud pounding on the back door. The man
> >>> gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> >>> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking
> >>> for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is
> >>> three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and
> >>> returns to bed.
> >>> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >>> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he
> >>> answers.
> >>> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >>> "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning
> >>> and it is pouring rain outside!"
> >>> His wife said, "Don't you remember about three
> >>> months ago when we broke down and those two guys
> >>> helped us? I think you should help him, and you
> >>> should be ashamed of yourself!"
> >>> The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes
> >>> out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the
> >>> dark, "Hello. Are you still there?"
> >>> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> >>> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >>> "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
> >>> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >>> "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
>

Jacko, you,re a scream.

Just goes to show jokes don't always have to be filthy to be hillarious!!! But it usually helps!!!

Maybe he was filthy drunk Flor.