Blonde~ ( Archived) (10)

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier
on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do
it again."

Bob took the money.

x 100

HEY, dude.....!!!!!

Nahhh.....!!

Alison...need to borrow 20 bucks?

Arrrhhhh, Ken!!! I thought I could at least rely on you...??

all in fun......all in fun. If you know any redhead jokes...toss them at me....