For Senior prank day (keep in mind, I'm a sophmore at the time), the seniors came to pick my devious little mind and we ended up, putting not only the principal's car, but the entire office staff's as well. We towed them from in front of their homes, to the school and used a crane to put them all on the roof. Not bad for a soph. Oh and then there was the year we put the school up for sale.
My wife,(Ex now),was just getting involved in the church, and she had convinced a group of ladies to come have dinner with us at our home. She knew I loved joking and picking, so she made it a point to tell me to behave myself, not to be joking with these elder ladies from the social group. I had just got in from work, and had to shower, and I could hear her worried and fretting and just making to big a deal out of it. So I decided to lighten things up a bit. I put on her White Easter Dress, complete with hat, gloves, and shoes. It was a really nice dress, even had a big sunflower on the hat. Keep in mind, I had never seen these ladies before, and they me, and had only met my (ex)wife a few times. So I waited until I heard them come in, go throught the usual greetings and such, and then I strode right out of my bedroom right up to them, extended my right hand, and said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm very pleased to meet you, my wife has told me so much about you." You could have heard a pin drop. My ex's mouth literally dropped open. Then I started laughing too, and that ended it. She wore that dress the Easter following, and they said it sure looked better on her, lol.
that story produces a lot of questions my friend.... the most obvious being, have you since donned a womans dress?
anyway.... my gag.... i was at work and another friend/co-worker pulled into the parking lot.... before he knew what happened i jumped out from behind the corner and fired a spud gun at the hood of his truck..... that was funny
cool... that one i had would go a quarter mile.... that may have been the best $20 ive ever spent.... i just hope the terrorists dont get their hands on one
Too many to remember in residence!!!. My personal favorite was to dump baby powder upside down and with a hair dryer blow it all in under the little space under the door of someones room so the whole damn room was covered in the stuff. damn I hated it when it happened to Me. Punch a hole in a shaving can and whip open the door and toss like a gernade......yeah that one was a riot...stupid as hell but fun none the less!!!!
me and some friends dressed up like ghost and when to grave yard,while we waited one of my friends call some guys and ask them to meet her at the grave yard, when they got there we scared the holy sh**t out of some foot ball players,,,,lol you should have seen them run...that was in my younger days lol
Coming back from a road trip traveling through "Rogers Pass" in the Rocky Mountains, buddy was passed out with his face up against the window. Shear 1000' drop out his side going around a bend when I screamed "WERE GOING OVER" He woke up open his eyes and in a split second he jumped so far over he might have well been driving.
Buddys parents out of town. Waking up morning after big party, only oranges avaliable to eat otherwise parents would know about the party. 1 buddy pissed off and wanted something else. Oranges cut in quarters and laid out on the table. Buddy left for the bathroom. 1 orange slice soaked with tabasco sause placed a bit further away from the others. On his way back he of course grabs it as if he stole it, looks us right in the eyes and with a proud grin puts the whole thing in his mouth and bit down.
Seen a old western movie. A cowboy was getting hung but had his belt loops tied to the rope. So....
Playing hide a go seek with my 9yr old cousin. I tried the same thing in my mums bdrm closet. When he open the door and saw me strung up he fell back in shock. I laughed, my belt loops broke, i dropped and nearly did get hung.
Using a old jewlery box. Cut a hole in the bottom for your finger to go through. put red stained cotton around the knuckle. Show people what is in the box. One guy who is now 20 yrs older and several feet taller still remembers the "FINGER" Nice to see he has a sense of humour and wasn't tramatized, he ran away before I could show him it was a fake.
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