Oh such a sweet and lovely gesture, I started off reading this thread and feeling sad because I cant remember last valentine I received. Then I saw Eupho post about sending cards and now this one and I realised I can make it a special day regardless, am going to make a list of people to send cards to
Valentine's Day is a day for romance; Candles, fine dining, music and dance. Some send candy or flowers and some will make love for hours But my horoscope today said, simply, "Fat chance!"
Or, perhaps you might enjoy the one I entitled "Cupid, You Fat Little F***!!"
I don't wallow in pity on Valentine's Day...I write crude and sarcastic poems!!!
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).