Apartment for Rent (13)

Jan 23, 2008 3:52 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Apartment Rental

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
Calling the payment
'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:



Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large

Upon receipt of the note,

The girl immediately returned the check for $250

With the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
Please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
Contact your present landlady
Jan 23, 2008 4:05 AM CST Apartment for Rent
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
I bet the current landlady needs a lot of hard work done to her's!

Plumbing
Redecorating
Lighting
Furnishing


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Jan 23, 2008 5:13 AM CST Apartment for Rent
lisajane
lisajanelisajanesliema, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 1 Polls 717 Posts
lusciousmile: I bet the current landlady needs a lot of hard work done to her's!

Plumbing
Redecorating
Lighting
Furnishing


I dont actually agree!
Some men have a beautiful main home but still search for a pretty weekend holiday home thats newly built with large furniture, and the new range is bare floors and no carpets.
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Jan 23, 2008 5:31 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Yes, I've been thinking a lot recently about investing in some dirty lil' holiday apartment, something cheap and nasty, where you don't have to spend much to make a huge impression.....


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Jan 23, 2008 5:32 AM CST Apartment for Rent
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
lisajane: I dont actually agree!
Some men have a beautiful main home but still search for a pretty weekend holiday home thats newly built with large furniture, and the new range is bare floors and no carpets.


I see what you mean but let's be real, 'most' are the ones who let go after marriage.



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Jan 23, 2008 5:39 AM CST Apartment for Rent
FlowerOfTheSnow
FlowerOfTheSnowFlowerOfTheSnowMalaga, Andalusia Spain23 Threads 2,212 Posts
There must be at least one side street in Bigibba that has apartments like you searching for Lago ....

They called "time share" ... rented out by the hour ... laugh
Jan 23, 2008 5:42 AM CST Apartment for Rent
lisajane
lisajanelisajanesliema, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 1 Polls 717 Posts
FlowerOfTheSnow: There must be at least one side street in Bigibba that has apartments like you searching for Lago ....

They called "time share" ... rented out by the hour ...


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Brilliant FOS

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Jan 23, 2008 5:46 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Excellent, Flower!!....rolling on the floor laughing banana
Jan 23, 2008 5:49 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
FlowerOfTheSnow: There must be at least one side street in Bigibba that has apartments like you searching for Lago ....

They called "time share" ... rented out by the hour ...


I.m looking for one I can rent by the minute!
Jan 23, 2008 5:49 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Easy come-easy go, huh??...laugh
Jan 23, 2008 5:51 AM CST Apartment for Rent
FlowerOfTheSnow
FlowerOfTheSnowFlowerOfTheSnowMalaga, Andalusia Spain23 Threads 2,212 Posts
Elley: I.m looking for one I can rent by the minute!



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Jan 23, 2008 5:51 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
Lagoona22: Easy come-easy go, huh??...


First part,yep.Not sure about the second part.dunno
Jan 23, 2008 5:53 AM CST Apartment for Rent
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
FlowerOfTheSnow: Is your real name Speedy Gonzales?


More like Seedy Cojones.laugh laugh laugh
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