If only it was bigger (52)
I wish I had a bigger engine!
I like to go
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Looking for stuff online to give me that extra "boom" so I can get away from the po-po.
¿Are pedestrians still twenty-five points a pop?
I like to go
.Looking for stuff online to give me that extra "boom" so I can get away from the po-po.
¿Are pedestrians still twenty-five points a pop?
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KingLeo: I wish I had a bigger engine!
I like to go .
Looking for stuff online to give me that extra "boom" so I can get away from the po-po.
¿Are pedestrians still twenty-five points a pop?
I like to go .
Looking for stuff online to give me that extra "boom" so I can get away from the po-po.
¿Are pedestrians still twenty-five points a pop?
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TXJBONE40: If only it was bigger....
After watching you with Des and Tina I understand why you wish it was bigger!
But, if you would step into my parlor I can show you a cool trick I know that is sure to make it grow! :licks her lips: They don't call me the human p**is pump for nothin.
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Jessamine: After watching you with Des and Tina I understand why you wish it was bigger! But, if you would step into my parlor I can show you a cool trick I know that is sure to make it grow! :licks her lips: They don't call me the human p**is pump for nothin.
you naughty girl ------ This thread is Archived ------
Zarah: Bigger....what???
Your lust for women, head-ache, love for beer, insect plague, washing pile??????
I am confused
Your lust for women, head-ache, love for beer, insect plague, washing pile??????
I am confused
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If only my bank balance was bigger !
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Come on Jay - I'm waiting
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dcj22: Come on Jay - I'm waiting
Wheres Bubbles when we need her?
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If it was bigger, I am afraid some one's daughter would die in my hands.......LOL.
Murder?............!!!! I cant afford a lawyer!!!!
Murder?............!!!! I cant afford a lawyer!!!!
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Indyfella: Wheres Bubbles when we need her?
OMG - Bob, it's already time for you to get up. how are you, my friend?
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1st take your girl get her drunk til she is slobbering stupid
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO::cheers:
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO::cheers:
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jaywill2013: 1st take your girl get her drunk til she is slobbering stupid
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
'bout time, honey.
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Jessamine: After watching you with Des and Tina I understand why you wish it was bigger! But, if you would step into my parlor I can show you a cool trick I know that is sure to make it grow! :licks her lips: They don't call me the human p**is pump for nothin.
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Winkie ROFLMFAO
Nerbs be danglin PMSFL
Nerbs be danglin PMSFL
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skimpydoo: w many quarts can you take?.
]Oops I meant How many quarts can you take?.
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Well done Jay
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jaywill2013: 1st take your girl get her drunk til she is slobbering stupid
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
OMFG -- Love the Jessamine part
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jaywill2013: 1st take your girl get her drunk til she is slobbering stupid
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
NARDS BE DANGLIN BRO:
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I am so lucky. My exs have been cooperative.............they just position themselves right and save me the trouble of using the whole of it!! Otherwise I would in prison.
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Your lust for women, head-ache, love for beer, insect plague, washing pile??????
I am confused