Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery... (8)
I don't want to hear anything during surgery.... means the anesthetic isn't working! 
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OMG, funny you should bring this up. There has been a couple of stories in the news lately about that very thing!!! Couple of people have said they were actually awake while in surgery & they could hear everything that was going on. One of them claimed she could also feel everything the drs. were doing to her and there was nothing she could do about it because her eyes were taped shut(standard procedure) and she had a tube down her throat so she couldn't say anything. Needless to say she is sueing the drs. & hospital.
How horrible that experience must have been.
How horrible that experience must have been.
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Scottishlass: OMG, funny you should bring this up. There has been a couple of stories in the news lately about that very thing!!! Couple of people have said they were actually awake while in surgery & they could hear everything that was going on. One of them claimed she could also feel everything the drs. were doing to her and there was nothing she could do about it because her eyes were taped shut(standard procedure) and she had a tube down her throat so she couldn't say anything. Needless to say she is sueing the drs. & hospital.
How horrible that experience must have been.
How horrible that experience must have been.
OMG!!! no way.......I think I'll do my own!
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How about "Is this the right guy?"
or "lets take lunch"
or "call the coroner"
or "we'll need a six foot box"
or "yeah, we'll have an extra bed"
or "what the hell is that?"
or "so when do you graduate med school?"
or "lets take lunch"
or "call the coroner"
or "we'll need a six foot box"
or "yeah, we'll have an extra bed"
or "what the hell is that?"
or "so when do you graduate med school?"
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so that's where I left my watch
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My skill at this in Everquest is 12/350 outta 350
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how about...
is they're life insurance is paid up?
where's this guy's/gals widow/widower?
hope this person saved up for their kids' college already
guess I really shouldn't have had that last margerita at lunch
dude!
uuummmm.... are you sure this is the right patient?
look at all the pretty colors
look it wiggles when you poke it
have you ever seen one of those before?
is they're life insurance is paid up?
where's this guy's/gals widow/widower?
hope this person saved up for their kids' college already
guess I really shouldn't have had that last margerita at lunch
dude!
uuummmm.... are you sure this is the right patient?
look at all the pretty colors
look it wiggles when you poke it
have you ever seen one of those before?
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