What fruit are you......? (27)
smoky: ......or would you prefer to be a specially bred hybrid?
(just to challenge your imagination....)
(just to challenge your imagination....)
Im a passion fruit darlin'....I do everything with a passion...can't you tell?
Brunette: Im a passion fruit darlin'....I do everything with a passion...can't you tell?
.... very quickly too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¨¨
I'm not a fruit.....I'm a nice fruitcake, does that take the biscuit?
I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
rusty_knight: I'm not a fruit.....I'm a nice fruitcake, does that take the biscuit?
I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
¨I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
My mental telephathy told me that YOU were going to have to mention the word "Fruitcake"... somehow!...... nice to know you`re the Pineapple though......
rusty_knight: I'm not a fruit.....I'm a nice fruitcake, does that take the biscuit?
I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
I think if I were a fruit I'd be a pineapple......... a bit prickly on the outside but sweet as can be if you take away a few layers and treat me nicely!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rusty....don't spoil it for me ...I LOVE pineapple
You'd be ... errrrm.... a sun dried prune...how's that??
smoky: ......or would you prefer to be a specially bred hybrid?
Can nuts be considered fruits?
Yours Sincerely,
Nut-case.
I would be a coffeeberry (which is the fruit that the coffee bean comes from) because im addictive and can keep you awake at night.
i would be a lemon... sour taste but with great healing powers!
Brunette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Rusty....don't spoil it for me ...I LOVE pineapple
You'd be ... errrrm.... a sun dried prune...how's that??
You'd be ... errrrm.... a sun dried prune...how's that??
I dunno.....how do you discipline a very naughty person who thinks they have passion fruit qualities? Pricking them with a cocktail stick doesn't seem to work!
I'll have you know that if I'm now a sun-dried prune I was once the plum man for the job!¬
sun dried prune? ~mutter~ ~mutter~ - quit talking about sir wedward behind his back!
rusty_knight: I dunno.....how do you discipline a very naughty person who thinks they have passion fruit qualities? Pricking them with a cocktail stick doesn't seem to work!
I'll have you know that if I'm now a sun-dried prune I was once the plum man for the job!¬ sun dried prune? ~mutter~ ~mutter~ - quit talking about sir wedward behind his back!
I'll have you know that if I'm now a sun-dried prune I was once the plum man for the job!¬ sun dried prune? ~mutter~ ~mutter~ - quit talking about sir wedward behind his back!
LOL....don't try your discipline techniques today...I'm into a kick boxing mood! And if after a tiny pinch you went on about it for months...we will never hear the end of your moaning after a kick boxing round
Yes dear Rusty...you were once a fine juicy plum...not to worry sun dried prunes are still sweet
At least I didn't say rotten, thought I was being kind! Hey Sir Weddy has nothing to do with this!! I'd be curious to know what would he compare himself with actually!
LISAJANE ...... perfect!MARUSKA ..... imaginative.... yes, and very versatile too!
RUSTY ..... ? prune?....not a
.....Brunette, you wrote:
Hey Sir Weddy has nothing to do with this!! I'd be curious to know what would he compare himself with actually!
I'd guess a 'pommie gran ate'
Hey Sir Weddy has nothing to do with this!! I'd be curious to know what would he compare himself with actually!
I'd guess a 'pommie gran ate'
smoky: LISAJANE ...... perfect!
MARUSKA ..... imaginative.... yes, and very versatile too!
RUSTY ..... ? prune?....not a .....
MARUSKA ..... imaginative.... yes, and very versatile too!
RUSTY ..... ? prune?....not a .....
A peeled banana maybe............with coffee bean nuts?
smoky: LISAJANE ...... perfect!
MARUSKA ..... imaginative.... yes, and very versatile too!
RUSTY ..... ? prune?....not a .....
MARUSKA ..... imaginative.... yes, and very versatile too!
RUSTY ..... ? prune?....not a .....
Yes Smoky...Rusty would be a sun dried prune....hey at least he helps people with constipation
Brunette:
Hey Sir Weddy has nothing to do with this!! I'd be curious to know what would he compare himself with actually!
Hey Sir Weddy has nothing to do with this!! I'd be curious to know what would he compare himself with actually!
... What about a Mango for Sir Wedy? .... you know - when all the fruit is gone .... and you got the sucked-out pip left .... with all that stringy hair?....... Nah, that`s being unfair ... he doesnt have that much hair anyway.....
Hey Rusty, I just thought about one for you .... what about a Litchie? .... when you`ve cracked the brittle shell ..... there`s soft juicy fruit inside .... but also a stony pip?! Could be?
I would be a prickly pear LOL impossible to get to ...but sweet and interesting to taste once there!!!!!!!
rusty_knight: Hey Sir Weddy.......I'd guess a 'pommie gran ate'
..... A Pommie Gran Ate .......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do we have a male candidate for ........ Elephant Nuts?
smoky: Do we have a male candidate for ........ Elephant Nuts?
check Lisa's alternative name thread ;)
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