Why dogs are better than women.... (11)

Dogs and women


Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs love red meat.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty.

Erm, am I dreaming?

Was this really posted by a lady?


j/a, nice one Lisa!!

lisa knows wuff stuff lol

And why shouldn't Lisa post it?

Pascal (a man) said ''The more I see of MAN, the more I like my dog''

breezee, I was only joking in my comment!!

I know that, p seq!!!
I've been around over a month now and I think you're a good guy.....

BTW, I was joking too......probably wasn't too good a joke??

very nice ,Lisajane!

if you have used a funny emoticon, it would have been clearer that you were only joking.

You're right, I know......I always forget to use those emotions and they actually are quite helpful.
I usually think of them after I've posted.......