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Feb 16, 2008 7:09 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
Scottishlass
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Two Englishmen - businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the windows, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked, "What are you selling here then?"

One of the Englishmen replied sarcastically, "We're selling arseholes".

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said "Well looks like you're doing well ... only two left".
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Feb 16, 2008 7:15 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
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Feb 16, 2008 7:18 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
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Feb 16, 2008 7:31 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
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Feb 16, 2008 7:56 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
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Feb 16, 2008 8:03 AM CST Don't Mess With a Scotsman
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