Two country boys! ( Archived) (4)

Feb 16, 2008 8:37 PM CST Two country boys!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Two country boys, one white and one black, lived next door to each

other and were good friends. They were talking one day about what

they had seen on TV at the country store. One said to the other, "On

that thar TV it say animals can be freaks of nature. What's that? The

other one said, "Its liken my pigs and yourn sheep. I gots black pigs

all septen that one white pig. You gots white sheep all septen that

one black sheep."


The other country boy said,

"Wait a damn minute here....iffen you don't tell on me, I ain't gonna

tell on you....ok!"

grin
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Feb 16, 2008 8:45 PM CST Two country boys!
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Two country boys, one white and one black, lived next door to each

other and were good friends. They were talking one day about what

they had seen on TV at the country store. One said to the other, "On

that thar TV it say animals can be freaks of nature. What's that? The

other one said, "Its liken my pigs and yourn sheep. I gots black pigs

all septen that one white pig. You gots white sheep all septen that

one black sheep." The other country boy said,

"Wait a damn minute here....iffen you don't tell on me, I ain't gonna

tell on you....ok!"
doh laugh
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Feb 16, 2008 8:46 PM CST Two country boys!
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 16, 2008 9:13 PM CST Two country boys!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Then tha was this ole boy that had a hog that needed breed (by

another hog) So he don't want his hog too tired to breed ,so he puts

her in a wheelbarrow and pushes her to his friends house who has a

boar hog. Well them hogs went after it. the ole boy wanted to be sure

it took so he did this for six days in a row. Well it were Sunday

morning and he heard an offul rackit on the porch. He goes ta look

and the hog had push the wheelbarrow up on the porch and was a

sitting in it.
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