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Leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the blonde sales girl: 'What's with the guy
over there by the wall?'
The blonde responds: 'Well, he came in here this morning to
get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough
syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative'
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: 'You idiot! You
can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!'
The blonde calmly responds: 'Of course you can!, Look at
him, he's afraid to cough