highplainsOPHighland Springs, Virginia USA4,288 posts
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER ,IT 'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China ..
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia .. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.
I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment . I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately FW email of the year! ems , we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.
highplainsOPHighland Springs, Virginia USA4,288 posts
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America ... Thank you and good night.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
"A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change."
You should listen to the news a little more "comrade", Our sons and daughters are finishing up in Afganistan, after your sons and daughters pulled out! So, nice to hear, that today, that you are coming back to lend a hand!
HealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
HP, some of this would be music to our ears. I have often wondered why we don't do just this. Be an independant nation.
However, we will not have a president say these things, as they are not the ones who are in control. They have been bought out by the powerful elite. The CFR and Fed.
I do disagree with some of your negative statements, someone elses statements of course, I see this was sent to you in an email. I received it too, a while back.
highplainsOPHighland Springs, Virginia USA4,288 posts
HealthyLiving: HP, some of this would be music to our ears. I have often wondered why we don't do just this. Be an independant nation.
However, we will not have a president say these things, as they are not the ones who are in control. They have been bought out by the powerful elite. The CFR and Fed.
I do disagree with some of your negative statements, someone elses statements of course, I see this was sent to you in an email. I received it too, a while back.
It's okay to disagree so I will leave it at that.
Good food for thought!
Yeah...it's a cut and paste thang.....I kinda enjoyed it.....
Canadians....I still love you 'uns......lmfao....or Ya'll......
I could go along w/about 80%. Pulling out of NATO and letting some of the weenie countries carry the expense of their own defense systems would be a great idea.
I would like to see the UN building have about 50 stories added to it. That way the next time terrorist run a plane into our tallest buildings in NY....the pain could be shared "equally". (It's a lame idea, but at least it's an idea...)
HealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
To respond to girlsgotit: The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. I would never refer to the third world countries as hell holes. This is disrespectful and can breed bad vibes with other nations. I would state that I would no longer support corrupted leaders of any nation.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France . Part of what made America America, is our giving aid to those less fortunate. I would not name another country here. I would continue to allow those with a heart to bring food and medical support to hurting countries, no matter who they are, to do so. They would finance this by their own means, not our tax dollars.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Is this not the same message the Bush Admin. is trying to get across? Not cool.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .. Again, I would not name names. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia .. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. I would meet with NATO and discuss my decision with these Nations and let them know that the US is withdrawing, if that were my decision. I would get us out of the UN first!!!
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Again I would not be RUDE! I respect Canada and would never disrespect them like this.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment . I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. I would bring no threat to Mexico. Not have tanks or military at the boarders.
LOL, perhaps you should have asked me what I agreed with. The list was shorter.
HealthyLiving: In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Is this not the same message the Bush Admin. is trying to get across? Not cool. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .. Again, I would not name names. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia .. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. I would meet with NATO and discuss my decision with these Nations and let them know that the US is withdrawing, if that were my decision. I would get us out of the UN first!!!A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Again I would not be RUDE! I respect Canada and would never disrespect them like this.Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment . I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. I would bring no threat to Mexico. Not have tanks or military at the boarders. LOL, perhaps you should have asked me what I agreed with. The list was shorter.
Hmmmm? I really do not want to sound stupid but I guess I am uninformed quite a bit. Because none of this makes much sense to me. If they want us to pull out now, and leave the people who I can't see did anything wrong. to fend for them selves with nothing because we blew it all apart. Then why did we go there in the first place? And what happens to the Iraq people? And if we stop the diplamatic relations with the ones on list 2, wouldn't that be like cutting our nose to spite our face? I would think that would make them mad, wouldn't it? And if we have no alliance with them how does that protect us from other terrorists? And another thing I guess I just don't understand if when this first started there were so many countries that was on the same side we were back in the begining. Why did they all get out and leave it up to us? I know after 9-11 watching the news I thought we were going to have world war 3 there were so many countries that were all gung ho. Why did they back out? and why do I hear so many say we are hated now by those same countries? I know I ask a lot of questions but I would really like to know.
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PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER ,IT 'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China ..
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia .. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.
I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment . I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately FW email of the year! ems , we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.
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