The real meaning behind those Personal ads/Profiles abbreviations - MEN AND WOMEN LIST (7)
I think ill stay single..
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Note to self..... Change profile and don't tell Omans true meaning
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Too funny...thanks for sharing
*will have to print this one out so I can know true meaning of profiles as I am reading them*
*will have to print this one out so I can know true meaning of profiles as I am reading them*
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"Redhead: Shops the Clairol section"
Wrong!
100% all natural redhead here, since the day I was born - never been dyed.
As for the rest... well, should have been posted in the 'Jokes' section of the forums.
out!
Wrong!
100% all natural redhead here, since the day I was born - never been dyed.
As for the rest... well, should have been posted in the 'Jokes' section of the forums.
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rescuemepleez: I think ill stay single..
me too 
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Aries01: me too
I don't care about your personality - you look absolutely lovely!
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40-ish : 48
Adventurer: Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic: Flat-chested
Average looking: Ugly
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile: Bring your penicillin
Educated: College dropout
Emotionally Secure: Medicated
Feminist: Fat; ball buster
Free spirit: Substance user
Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as easy to get
Fun: Annoying
Gentle: Comatose
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic
New-Age: All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded: Desperate
Outgoing: Loud
Passionate: Loud
Poet: Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional: Real Witch
Redhead: Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat
Romantic : Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous: Very Fat
Weight proportional to height: Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate: One step away from stalking
Widow: Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart: Toothless crone
THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST
40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic: Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated: Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit: Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first: As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun: Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking: arrogant
Honest: Pathological Liar
Huggable: Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent
Mature: Until you get to know him
Open-minded: Wants to sleep with your sister/friend but she's not interested
Physically fit: spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself
Poet: Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual: Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable: Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful: Says "Please" when demanding a beer