Existential questions ... ( Archived) (10)

1. Why abbreviation is such a long word?
2. Why Kamikaze soldiers wear helmets?
3. Why do they sterilize the needles for the death penalty injections?
4. What’s the synonym of the word synonym?
5. Why there is no cat food with mouse flavor?
6. If nothing sticks on Teflon, how is does the Teflon stick to the pan?
7. Why ballet dancers walk on tiptoes? Wouldn’t be easier to hire taller ballet dancers?
8. I wanna buy a new boomerang. How can I get rid of the old one?
9. Why 24/7 locals have door locks?
10. Why airplanes are not made out of the same material as the black boxes?
11. How Donald duck can have nephews if he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters?
12. Did Adam have a bellybutton?
13. If Superman is so smart, how come he wears the underwear on top of his spandex?
14. When you make pics at Disneyland with Mickey mouse, the person inside the costume is smiling too?
15. When a car is moving, the air inside the tire is it rolling also?
16. If a cat always falls on her feet and a buttered slice of bread always falls with the butter down, what happens if you putt he buttered part of a slice of bread on the belly of a cat and throw her out of the window
17.What is the color of the chameleon when he looks in the mirror?

I was thinking today when I seen it on the side of a truck why do we need two u's in vacuum

Good question !

Why ducks are web-footed?

Why do cows moo?????

who was the first person to milk a cow? what the hell were they thinking

And why elephants have flat feet ?

And where do deleted messages go off your mobile

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