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May 3, 2008 12:27 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Portiea
PortieaPortieaKonstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany93 Threads 11 Polls 4,000 Posts
How to Be the Perfect Wife
Striving to Be the Perfect Wife Can Be Rewarding

The perfect wife knows how to provide the harmonic balance within the family unit. She knows how to balance career, domestic chores, taking care of the children and support her husband emotionally. The perfect wife has many roles to fulfill and finds it both a challenge and rewarding. Not every woman wants to be the perfect wife. Many women will purposely try to be something different to establish their independence. Even those women that rebuff the idea of a perfect wife, read on. There are many deep emotional rewards for striving to be the perfect wife.

The perfect wife knows how to smile at those jokes that aren't really that funny. She manages a small laugh and doesn't remind her husband that he has told that joke before repeatedly. Without her husband knowing it, the perfect wife embraces these age old jokes over and over as if they were brand new. The perfect wife will know that one day her husband might be in a nursing home not able to even recognize who she is. It will be that day that these old jokes will be a memory that keeps her going daily to visit her wonderful husband.

The perfect wife finds the energy to pick up the piles of clothes, socks strewn about and the glasses that never make it back to the sink. Instead of clearing up after everyone and feeling like a maid, the perfect wife is proud of her home. It will drive her nuts to have the little messes here and there. She cleans up without a second thought as to who did it last time or why everyone around her can't seem to walk to the kitchen sink. She knows that one day the house will be childless and there won't be laughter as everyone is gathered around the TV watching a movie and forgetting their dishes. The perfect wife covets the memories that are being made in the household from an active family life.
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May 3, 2008 12:33 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
I don't want to be a wife then

I'd rather keep the job with god and the devil...

even if there are no holidays
uh oh
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May 3, 2008 12:33 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
Thanks for the belly laugh Portiea rolling on the floor laughing

God I did that for years....now its time for meyay

Cant stop laughing about the nursing home bit....hahahaha laugh
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May 3, 2008 12:33 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
dragonfly88: I don't want to be a wife then

I'd rather keep the job with god and the devil...

even if there are no holidays


haha yeah sod that!.. I thought it was going to turn out to be d a joke. laugh
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May 3, 2008 12:34 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
Crystal29: Thanks for the belly laugh Portiea

God I did that for years....now its time for me

Cant stop laughing about the nursing home bit....hahahaha


Old cynic that I am devil
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May 3, 2008 12:46 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
Crystal29: Old cynic that I am


and I laughed rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing till tears ran down my face
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May 3, 2008 12:49 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
DizzyDi: and I laughed till tears ran down my face


Im still laughing...think we may have blown our chances of finding a nice man on here now laugh
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May 3, 2008 12:50 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Portiea
PortieaPortieaKonstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany93 Threads 11 Polls 4,000 Posts
Crystal29: Thanks for the belly laugh Portiea



grin


wave
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May 3, 2008 12:50 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Portiea
PortieaPortieaKonstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany93 Threads 11 Polls 4,000 Posts
Crystal29: Im still laughing...think we may have blown our chances of finding a nice man on here now


sigh
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May 3, 2008 12:52 PM CST How To Be the Perfect Wife
Crystal29
Crystal29Crystal29Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK35 Threads 8,448 Posts
I'll live...dont worry....best laugh ive had for ages laugh

wave
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