language - male or female? (58)
guirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy53 Threads 6 Polls 2,128 Postsdragonfly88: I'm probably a achtung choo choo thing!
dragonfly88: I'm probably a achtung choo choo thing!
my favorite type
language would be feminine because ...
poetry, rhymes and verses were invented to allow men to sing the virtues of WOMAN
well... may be not but it's certainly one of the few times that (many) men "let" themselves wax lyrical, peel the layers of their emotions etc ...
poetry, rhymes and verses were invented to allow men to sing the virtues of WOMAN
well... may be not but it's certainly one of the few times that (many) men "let" themselves wax lyrical, peel the layers of their emotions etc ...
Not that old chestnut.
Elley: Not that old chestnut.
Sorry Flor, I was replying to Crissy,s claim that women are deep. The only deep woman I ever met was a buried one.
Elley: Sorry Flor, I was replying to Crissy,s claim that women are deep. The only deep woman I ever met was a buried one.
always complaining, watch your footprints
Elley: Sorry Flor, I was replying to Crissy,s claim that women are deep. The only deep woman I ever met was a buried one.
Im sure there's a scientific name for THAT sort of practise Elley!!!
cristina: always complaining, watch your footprints
Hey Crissy, I aint complaining....I,m not six feet under.
Not yet anywayFlowerOfTheSun: Im sure there's a scientific name for THAT sort of practise Elley!!!
I spy with my little eye something beginning with N
Elley: I spy with my little eye something beginning with N
I have never ever conjugated with a dead woman, despite the rumours. However, I have left one or two for dead afterwards.
Elley: Hey Crissy, I aint complaining....I,m not six feet under. Not yet anyway
yeah, that's definitely when men get deep...but then they say nothing! Ouch
cristina: yeah, that's definitely when men get deep...but then they say nothing! Ouch
Elley: I spy with my little eye something beginning with N
You sure you're on the right thread Elley? Shouldn't these posts be on the willy thread?The reason women are so good at languages is because they just won,t bloody well shut up nagging, er sorry, reminding, and so get lots and lots of practice.
Elley: The reason women are so good at languages is because they just won,t bloody well shut up nagging, er sorry, reminding, and so get lots and lots of practice.
Imagine being able to do that in several languages!!!
But you know Elley women don't HAVE to nag ..er... I mean remind ... as the following story shows ...
The Secret to a long happy marriage
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy?
She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
FlowerOfTheSun: Imagine being able to do that in several languages!!!
But you know Elley women don't HAVE to nag ..er... I mean remind ... as the following story shows ...
The Secret to a long happy marriage
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy?She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
But you know Elley women don't HAVE to nag ..er... I mean remind ... as the following story shows ...
The Secret to a long happy marriage
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage. A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy?She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once." "And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
Betcha changed the genders from the original, gottabe a man joke.
(" That,s once ")Still bloody funny though.
Nightall, lots to do before the start of another busy week, see ya on the beach.
a woman goes into el corte ingles in malaga and says 'i wanna buy that tv in the window, please'
the shop guy says 'sorry madam but we don't serve women in here'
the woman says 'but i wanna buy that tv in the window'
the shop assistant says 'get out'
the woman leaves, is furious and returns later and again says 'i wanna buy that tv in the window, please'
the shop assistant throws her out for a second time.
once back home, the women devises a devilish plan. she glues on a false beard, puts a man's suit, a trilby and sunglasses. she goes back to the same el corte ingles in malaga and sees the same assistant but thinks to herself 'this costume will fool him. now i can buy that tv in the window.'
she puts on her best manly voice and grunts 'i wanna buy that tv in the window, please'
the shop assistant says 'told you love. we don't serve women in here'
she's shocked and asks 'but how did you know i'm a woman?'
the shop assistant replies 'cos, madam, that tv in the window is a microwave.'
the shop guy says 'sorry madam but we don't serve women in here'
the woman says 'but i wanna buy that tv in the window'
the shop assistant says 'get out'
the woman leaves, is furious and returns later and again says 'i wanna buy that tv in the window, please'
the shop assistant throws her out for a second time.
once back home, the women devises a devilish plan. she glues on a false beard, puts a man's suit, a trilby and sunglasses. she goes back to the same el corte ingles in malaga and sees the same assistant but thinks to herself 'this costume will fool him. now i can buy that tv in the window.'
she puts on her best manly voice and grunts 'i wanna buy that tv in the window, please'
the shop assistant says 'told you love. we don't serve women in here'
she's shocked and asks 'but how did you know i'm a woman?'
the shop assistant replies 'cos, madam, that tv in the window is a microwave.'
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