if you could? (47)
Conrad73: Somebody PINCH me PLEASE!!!!
Just DID
Slow boat??...to China...
Wish you to find a willing mate!!! to share this experience with 
Elley: Solve everybody else,s problems and make the world what it should be.
Shouldn't you First...solve your own
...then you can be an "expert" and a "sure deal proof" for us to put our trust into your hands 
Anything I wanted? Have women rule the whole world. Peace and harmony. Then I'd ask God what the hell he's playing at
SummerUK: Anything I wanted? Have women rule the whole world. Peace and harmony. Then I'd ask God what the hell he's playing at
Oh I do love a dominant woman!
rusty_knight: Oh I do love a dominant woman!
Haha!!! put the bins out sweetie I'm going shopping with the ladies from around the world to discuss global warming
pee in the wind i'd save a fortune in laundry bills
guiriman: pee in the wind i'd save a fortune in laundry bills
to get a slow boat to china with smoky on board
wedward: to get a slow boat to china with smoky on board
or even a cruise round the world oea rowing boat on the serpintine as long as its with smoky 
wedward: or even a cruise round the world oea rowing boat on the serpintine as long as its with smoky
Ah shame .. the man is delusional! No-one with a sane brain would want to go on a cruise with me! .... I normally, after booking, find the entire shipload of passengers have changed liners! ....Even the crew is down to a skeleton staff - me and the Captain run the ship ... well, usually just me, cause the Captain goes and gets drunk and locks himself in his cabin. I get to have full run of the galley, the pub, the lounges, all the cabins, and I get to play with the radio, sending out mayday signals to see how many ships pitch up to "save" me, but I think my reputation has sort of spread cause no-one ever answers my maydays anymore? Of course I dont sail the ship more than 2km out of harbour - the tug boat guy puts down the anchor for me, and I just imagine I`m out on the high seas.......having a Whale of a Time!
smoky: .... me and the Captain run the ship ... well, usually just me, cause the Captain goes and gets drunk and locks himself in his cabin. ...
I've not been around here long, but i can already empathize with the poor sod.
smoky: Ah shame .. the man is delusional! No-one with a sane brain would want to go on a cruise with me! .... I normally, after booking, find the entire shipload of passengers have changed liners! ....Even the crew is down to a skeleton staff - me and the Captain run the ship ... well, usually just me, cause the Captain goes and gets drunk and locks himself in his cabin. I get to have full run of the galley, the pub, the lounges, all the cabins, and I get to play with the radio, sending out mayday signals to see how many ships pitch up to "save" me, but I think my reputation has sort of spread cause no-one ever answers my maydays anymore? Of course I dont sail the ship more than 2km out of harbour - the tug boat guy puts down the anchor for me, and I just imagine I`m out on the high seas.......having a Whale of a Time!
Now that's what I call a CRUISEFrankie Ford - Sea Cruise
Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t'sittin' and a'singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
I got to get t'movin' baby I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
(The original version was sung by songwriter Huey "Piano" Smith, but Ace Records
removed his vocal from the tape and re-dubbed it with that of white singer Frankie Ford in order to make the song more commercial)
Now that COULD be a Sea Cruise!!!
Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t'sittin' and a'singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
I got to get t'movin' baby I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
(The original version was sung by songwriter Huey "Piano" Smith, but Ace Records
removed his vocal from the tape and re-dubbed it with that of white singer Frankie Ford in order to make the song more commercial)
Now that COULD be a Sea Cruise!!!
smoky: Ah shame .. the man is delusional! No-one with a sane brain would want to go on a cruise with me! .... I normally, after booking, find the entire shipload of passengers have changed liners! ....Even the crew is down to a skeleton staff - me and the Captain run the ship ... well, usually just me, cause the Captain goes and gets drunk and locks himself in his cabin. I get to have full run of the galley, the pub, the lounges, all the cabins, and I get to play with the radio, sending out mayday signals to see how many ships pitch up to "save" me, but I think my reputation has sort of spread cause no-one ever answers my maydays anymore? Of course I dont sail the ship more than 2km out of harbour - the tug boat guy puts down the anchor for me, and I just imagine I`m out on the high seas.......having a Whale of a Time!
Conrad73: Frankie Ford - Sea Cruise
Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t'sittin' and a'singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
I got to get t'movin' baby I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
(The original version was sung by songwriter Huey "Piano" Smith, but Ace Records
removed his vocal from the tape and re-dubbed it with that of white singer Frankie Ford in order to make the song more commercial)
Now that COULD be a Sea Cruise!!!
Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t'sittin' and a'singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
I got to get t'movin' baby I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?
(The original version was sung by songwriter Huey "Piano" Smith, but Ace Records
removed his vocal from the tape and re-dubbed it with that of white singer Frankie Ford in order to make the song more commercial)
Now that COULD be a Sea Cruise!!!
AwesomeChoice: Oh, suuuurrre!!! Please, whatever you do Elley...Don't touch "my problems!!!" DEAL!! or No Deal??
deal
Elley: Solve everybody else,s problems and make the world what it should be.
--- sorry thats like playing god and it would be a difficult task me thinkssmoky: Ah shame .. the man is delusional! No-one with a sane brain would want to go on a cruise with me! .... I normally, after booking, find the entire shipload of passengers have changed liners! ....Even the crew is down to a skeleton staff - me and the Captain run the ship ... well, usually just me, cause the Captain goes and gets drunk and locks himself in his cabin. I get to have full run of the galley, the pub, the lounges, all the cabins, and I get to play with the radio, sending out mayday signals to see how many ships pitch up to "save" me, but I think my reputation has sort of spread cause no-one ever answers my maydays anymore? Of course I dont sail the ship more than 2km out of harbour - the tug boat guy puts down the anchor for me, and I just imagine I`m out on the high seas.......having a Whale of a Time!
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just like indiana jones.wouldn't that be great?
Sure Dragonfly-Girly!!!.....only if we can find "them".in our lifetime