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A couple arriving to a party. How can you let everyone know immediately they are married?
- She's arranging his tie.
- Could be his secretary, fail.
- He's giving her a tender kiss on her cheek.
- Most probably lovers, fail.
- He grumbles 'Why did I marry you?'
- They could be divorced... Fail.
- He gets a handkerchief from her handbag, blows his nose and puts it back in her bag.
- Pass!