The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!! (26)

May 20, 2008 3:37 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Hope all of you done had your Supper!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing























A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best Okie manner says,
'Nah, go ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I
got, too'.


rolling on the floor laughing
May 20, 2008 3:40 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Yughhh!.. Yes I`d had my supper ...... a hot chilli curry! Thank you for sharing that Conrad!
May 20, 2008 3:43 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
smoky: Yughhh!.. Yes I`d had my supper ...... a hot chilli curry! Thank you for sharing that Conrad!
Well,that would have been the Mexican variety,without the Curry.
rolling on the floor laughing

But you're welcome neverthelessgrin wine cool
May 20, 2008 3:45 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
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absolutely disgusting!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


but I've managed to keep my dinner in my bellyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 20, 2008 3:46 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Hmmmmmm....that was tasty!!.....laugh
May 20, 2008 3:46 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
As they say in the tropics....."Life is just a big bowl of vomit"......professor
May 20, 2008 3:47 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
....and then you find a dead mouse innit.....


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May 20, 2008 3:52 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Found that browsing on the Web yesterday.
Had a Sleepless Night wrestling with myself whether to post it or not.
So i decided




NOT TO HAVE ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHTrolling on the floor laughing
May 20, 2008 3:56 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Conrad73: Found that browsing on the Web yesterday.
Had a Sleepless Night wrestling with myself whether to post it or not.
So i decided

NOT TO HAVE ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHT


..And now you a Fully Qualified CS Thread Poster .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cheers
May 20, 2008 3:58 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
smoky: ..And now you a Fully Qualified CS Thread Poster .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing

Got a similar one about Spaghetti,but that one is GROSSlaugh
May 20, 2008 3:59 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Bring it on baby.....bring it on.....

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Conrad73: !!!!!

Got a similar one about Spaghetti,but that one is GROSS
May 20, 2008 4:04 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Do you mean Testosterone Tim??....


smoky: So you see ......?.... there is much to be admired of the Ogo of Gozo ...........
May 20, 2008 4:11 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Lagoona22: Do you mean Testosterone Tim??....


Isn`t Testosterone the stuff that makes men manly? ..... nah we not talking about the same person ....
May 20, 2008 4:12 PM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
No, testosterone is the stuff that makes men behave like a**hole.....


smoky: Isn`t Testosterone the stuff that makes men manly? ..... nah we not talking about the same person ....
May 21, 2008 4:20 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
Nina3
Nina3Nina3Barcelona, Catalonia Spain16 Threads 3 Polls 919 Posts
Lagoona22: No, testosterone is the stuff that makes men behave like a**hole.....


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May 21, 2008 4:28 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
oslojente
oslojenteoslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway23 Threads 2 Polls 1,532 Posts
Eeeeewwww.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 21, 2008 8:50 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Conrad73: !!!!!

Got a similar one about Spaghetti,but that one is GROSS


I wanna hear it Conrad pleeeeeeeezzzz...i just like spaghetti\chilli...

Maybe this time there is the chef's little finger instead...peace rolling on the floor laughing
May 21, 2008 8:53 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
MARTI: I wanna hear it Conrad pleeeeeeeezzzz...i just like spaghetti\chilli...

Maybe this time there is the chef's little finger instead...
Nope,I think I'll sit on the Spaghetti One,it's just TOO GROSS!grin
Maybe another Sleepless Night or Two!rolling on the floor laughing
May 21, 2008 9:03 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Conrad73: Nope,I think I'll sit on the Spaghetti One,it's just TOO GROSS!
Maybe another Sleepless Night or Two!


crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying

what if i come over & read you a bedtime story

then maybe you'll be so restless

that the next minute you'll be relating the SPAGHETTI story...hug
May 21, 2008 9:20 AM CST The Cowboy The Chili And The Mouse!!!
MARTI: what if i come over & read you a bedtime story

then maybe you'll be so restless

that the next minute you'll be relating the SPAGHETTI story...
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