Cutting Ties ( Archived) (13)

May 22, 2008 3:14 AM CST Cutting Ties
Newbeginingz
NewbeginingzNewbeginingzCapetown, Western Cape South Africa12 Threads 97 Posts

It’s a long held common belief that you should never give a knife as a present, because it will cut the ties of friendship. The only way around this is to accept a small token usually a coin in return.

For women wanting to cut links with unwanted lovers, though, the knife is an ideal present.
Present it to the man, refusing any gifts in return, and that should get rid of him for once and for all.

A knife spun on a table-top, however, may point at your lover-to-be.

How ever, in this crazy world of today, be careful when doing this because the knife might turn into a murder weapon.
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May 22, 2008 3:44 AM CST Cutting Ties
Zellarrone1
Zellarrone1Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
Newbeginingz: It’s a long held common belief that you should never give a knife as a present, because it will cut the ties of friendship. The only way around this is to accept a small token usually a coin in return.

For women wanting to cut links with unwanted lovers, though, the knife is an ideal present.
Present it to the man, refusing any gifts in return, and that should get rid of him for once and for all.

A knife spun on a table-top, however, may point at your lover-to-be.

How ever, in this crazy world of today, be careful when doing this because the knife might turn into a murder weapon.
I must live a sheltered life as I've never heard of these knife storiesconfused

I think if I wanted to give a man the hint with a knife that I wanted rid of him I'd just plunge it into his back when he was looking the other way laugh

Then he'd get the message loud and clear rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2008 3:48 AM CST Cutting Ties
Portiea
PortieaPortieaKonstanz, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany93 Threads 11 Polls 4,000 Posts
Newbeginingz: It’s a long held common belief that you should never give a knife as a present, because it will cut the ties of friendship. The only way around this is to accept a small token usually a coin in return.

For women wanting to cut links with unwanted lovers, though, the knife is an ideal present.
Present it to the man, refusing any gifts in return, and that should get rid of him for once and for all.

A knife spun on a table-top, however, may point at your lover-to-be.

How ever, in this crazy world of today, be careful when doing this because the knife might turn into a murder weapon.


Very interesting. I like the first point about not giving a knife as a gift because it will cut the ties of friendship. On the second part of the post, don't know what a guy would think about a gift of a knife--. On the third part, I've heard of spin the bottle, but not spin the knife.

The last part is an acute observation--maybe we should just forget about knives altogether!!laugh
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May 22, 2008 3:50 AM CST Cutting Ties
Newbeginingz
NewbeginingzNewbeginingzCapetown, Western Cape South Africa12 Threads 97 Posts
Zellarrone1: I must live a sheltered life as I've never heard of these knife stories

I think if I wanted to give a man the hint with a knife that I wanted rid of him I'd just plunge it into his back when he was looking the other way

Then he'd get the message loud and clear


Then prison bells would ring.
= life imprisonment
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May 22, 2008 3:51 AM CST Cutting Ties
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Zellarrone1: I must live a sheltered life as I've never heard of these knife stories

I think if I wanted to give a man the hint with a knife that I wanted rid of him I'd just plunge it into his back when he was looking the other way

Then he'd get the message loud and clear



You always have the most wonderful perspective! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2008 3:51 AM CST Cutting Ties
Zellarrone1
Zellarrone1Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
dcj22: You always have the most wonderful perspective!
I know rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2008 3:52 AM CST Cutting Ties
Newbeginingz
NewbeginingzNewbeginingzCapetown, Western Cape South Africa12 Threads 97 Posts
Portiea: Very interesting. I like the first point about not giving a knife as a gift because it will cut the ties of friendship. On the second part of the post, don't know what a guy would think about a gift of a knife--. On the third part, I've heard of spin the bottle, but not spin the knife.

The last part is an acute observation--maybe we should just forget about knives altogether!!


Yes.
But, remember never to give it as a presentuh oh
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May 22, 2008 3:54 AM CST Cutting Ties
Zellarrone1
Zellarrone1Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
Newbeginingz: Then prison bells would ring.
= life imprisonment
No, I would make sure I was wearing a rubber glove so my fingerprints wouldn't be on the knife lightbulb

laugh
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May 22, 2008 5:20 AM CST Cutting Ties
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
Zellarrone1: I must live a sheltered life as I've never heard of these knife stories

I think if I wanted to give a man the hint with a knife that I wanted rid of him I'd just plunge it into his back when he was looking the other way

Then he'd get the message loud and clear



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2008 5:21 AM CST Cutting Ties
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Zellarrone1: I know



See... Delightful!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2008 5:24 AM CST Cutting Ties
Zellarrone1
Zellarrone1Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
It would make a change from a steak through their hearts or even a stake or a 3 pronged fork devil laugh
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May 22, 2008 5:26 AM CST Cutting Ties
StevenSchwartz
StevenSchwartzStevenSchwartzLockerbie, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland UK32 Threads 778 Posts
Zellarrone1: It would make a change from a steak through their hearts or even a stake or a 3 pronged fork



And you wonder why your single. tongue
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May 22, 2008 12:33 PM CST Cutting Ties
veromoda
veromodaveromodatorshavn, Faroe Islands5 Threads 31 Posts
help I had given my uncle a pretty knife as a presentlaugh rolling on the floor laughing lucky me then coz were still friendsapplause banana
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