Gotta Love the South! (5)
Jackson: You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some will enjoy this more than others:
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: ' YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -
Now, y'all go-on and have yourselves a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, ya hear?!!
-J : grin:
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: ' YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -
Now, y'all go-on and have yourselves a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, ya hear?!!
-J : grin:
YEEEEE...HAWWWW
I knew Good Manners would come in handy someday!!!Morning Jackson
Peaches
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PeachesandRay: YEEEEE...HAWWWW I knew Good Manners would come in handy someday!!!
Morning Jackson
Peaches
Morning Jackson
Peaches
'Mornin', Peaches. Those manners serve us well, don't they?
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Jackson: You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some will enjoy this more than others:
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: ' YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -
Now, y'all go-on and have yourselves a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, ya hear?!!
-J : grin:
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: ' YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -
Now, y'all go-on and have yourselves a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, ya hear?!!
-J : grin:
Hey Ya'll Just as long as you preface it with Bless your heart, It'll be alright
Ain't it grand to be southern?
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I'll be damned y'all.gimme more Jackson ya hear ?
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Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: 'ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: ' YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -
Now, y'all go-on and have yourselves a wonderful Memorial Day weekend, ya hear?!!
-J :grin: