You just can't please a woman !!!!! (126)
KHD100: I have a feeling Brew will like this one.
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'
Hey that's MY name.. what do you think the "B" stands for in B.J. Titsenbeer ?
The whole name is Brew Justloves Titsenbeer
Brew01: The whole name is Brew Justloves Titsenbeer
Now Brew thinks that joke is all about him
Typical male!!! KHD100: Now Brew thinks that joke is all about him Typical male!!!
Naw, just facing reality
Brew01: Naw, just facing reality
AWWWW Hope you don't think you are a joke.
KHD100: AWWWW Hope you don't think you are a joke.
Not at all, just love it when they find out my name is Brew Justloves Titsenbeer
..you know what they say, " The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater...
Brew01: Not at all, just love it when they find out my name is Brew Justloves Titsenbeer
..you know what they say, " The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater...
..you know what they say, " The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater...
You make me laugh, thank you!!Hmmm tighter the sweater........... in some cases that can be as bad as those low rider pants and mini shirts.....
KHD100: You make me laugh, thank you!!
Hmmm tighter the sweater........... in some cases that can be as bad as those low rider pants and mini shirts.....
Hmmm tighter the sweater........... in some cases that can be as bad as those low rider pants and mini shirts.....
Anytime kid
Hmmm tighter the sweater........... in some cases that can be as bad as those low rider pants and mini shirts.....
I would NEVER consider that bad.. just damn tempting
I would NEVER consider that bad.. just damn tempting
Brew01: Hmmm tighter the sweater........... in some cases that can be as bad as those low rider pants and mini shirts.....
I would NEVER consider that bad.. just damn tempting
I would NEVER consider that bad.. just damn tempting
Soooo if the person was .... 300 lbs (or looked that large).... with rolls hanging out over the pants and from beneath the mini top.... (some showing off stretch marks galore...) and well.... hairy.....
KHD100: Soooo if the person was .... 300 lbs (or looked that large).... with rolls hanging out over the pants and from beneath the mini top.... (some showing off stretch marks galore...) and well.... hairy.....
and yes I've seen this at the mall and on the bus...
KHD100: and yes I've seen this at the mall and on the bus...
You just discribed my ex-wife
Brew01: You just discribed my ex-wife
Wanna introduce her to my ex??? He was over 400 lbs by the time I escaped. His triple XL shirts were too short...
P.S. word of advice, do not marry a separatist when you are born in England.
P.S. My comment is not to make fun of people that have trouble with weight ... just a person that called other people "Fat Pigs", or commented on a person's size with out taking a good look at them self.
I'm a traitor to the cause. My parents are from Ireland, I just happened to be born in the UK. At that time, young adults went off to England, got jobs and sent money home until they got married.
Usually I tell people, I argue with myself...all the time.. Irish side against the English side.
Usually I tell people, I argue with myself...all the time.. Irish side against the English side.
KHD100: I'm a traitor to the cause. My parents are from Ireland, I just happened to be born in the UK. At that time, young adults went off to England, got jobs and sent money home until they got married.
Usually I tell people, I argue with myself...all the time.. Irish side against the English side.
Usually I tell people, I argue with myself...all the time.. Irish side against the English side.
hahahaha a sort of Bernadette Arnold, huh ?
Brew01: hahahaha a sort of Bernadette Arnold, huh ?
Could be....... or ummmm I'm Sybil in disguise....
KHD100: Could be....... or ummmm I'm Sybil in disguise....
That would explain alot.. like why it is so many women just can't seem to make up thier minds
Too many of them to make up
Brew01: That would explain alot.. like why it is so many women just can't seem to make up thier minds
Too many of them to make up
Too many of them to make up
At least we have a mind (minds) to make up. Makes life interesting and keeps males guessing..... and on their toes.
P.S. Cooky......... what did you cook for supper tonight?
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi .... My name is Carmen', she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family
name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects
the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsenbeer'